Talk to the Hairbow

Hate when I’m looking up an acronym or abbreviation and I get results for some fuckass business. I’m tryna see what my mutuals are saying, not learn about some stock broker firm bullshit

Let's do a quick survey of Brennan's episodes for the past few seasons. Season 5: Brennan is two episodes. As a Cucumber and Escape the Greenroom, while both are fairly straightforward challenges that reward doing your best at the task presented, As a Cucumber contains the infamous Rosate Spoonbill moment, and Escape the Greenroom very much falls into the "Sam Reich's Torment Nexus" category. Both involve putting Brennan in high-stress situations. Season 6: Excluding the big-cast finale of Ratfish, Brennan is in two episodes. Second Place where the game specifically discourages trying to do the best at the presented task, and Bingo, where Brennan, as part of the first layer, is presented with a game that he cannot in fact win. Yes, Brennan was a last minute replacement on Bingo, but the fact remains that in both of his episodes he was in a contest where "Do the best at the presented task" was NOT the path to victory. Season 7: If we exclude the planned finale of Outvoted, Brennan is a contestant in one normal episode this season: You-Lympics. While You-Lympics is about doing well at the given task, Brennan notes that the contestants are actually punished for having done their best on the previous rounds, so this one counts. Season 8: Matching his usual quota, Brennan has so far been in two epiosodes Kangaroo Court and Noise some Makes. While certainly twisty, both episodes center around being presented with a task, and then earning points by doing well at that task, rewarding full effort towards the presented task. In addition, the episodes are pretty tame as far as treatment of the cast goes. Oddly enough, the episode in between, Count The Rice, centers around a series of games that the contestants are required to lose before they can win, and surprise traps them in a series of stressful situations. It would have been a classic "Torment Brennan" episode were he there. Conclusion: Masterminding a conspiracy to kidnap your boss and put him through a revenge-gauntlet of difficult but merit-based challenges is a good way to get what you want.

Everyone is talking about Kaylyn suffering for Noise Some Makes to happen, but what about the real victims? The cartoon makes some noise creatures went through it this episode.

there's something very deeply funny to me about the various ways that a lot of members of the saf fandom will headcanon/elaborate upon owen's appearance in various ways (the long-hair-ing, making him more feminine, adding scars, etc) but we all look at Actor Curt Mega and go yup. thats it. nailed it first try.