Hey. Itβs me. The guy whose dad went out for milk 20 years ago.
Welcome to the official blog of Telemachus,
Son of Odysseus, heir to the worldβs worst case of abandonment issues,
and reluctant prince of Ithacaβ’.
what youβll find here:
β passive-aggressive updates from the palace
β suitor sightings (yes, theyβre still here)
Do not ask me where Odysseus is.
If I knew, I wouldnβt be blogging about it.
Follow for vibes, father-related content, and existential dread in a tunic.
















