Pixie Cadoodles

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

yall im losing it, TIL the “WAKE ME UP” in bring me to life was added on bc the record company thought the song should be more masculine LMAO??

omfg

Please listen to this and if you can’t listen on Spotify here’s a Youtube link SERIOUSLY THIS VERSION IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Finally, a version I like! (I always wanted to like this song, but the shouty male rap parts just did not work for me.)

I have never heard this version and I am SO EXCITED

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

g… go back in

She perfect 💕

What if somebody combined the drum solo of Phil Collins’ “in the air tonight” and the chorus of Toto’s “Africa” it would probably summon some sort of celestial being in sunglasses and a leather jacket

attn @consulting-cannibal! 

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

@urulokid

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

follow her on twitter @orangecoatgirl

Buzzfeed has this quiz where you solve a crime and they’ll tell you which Brooklyn Nine Nine character you are so have fun! 

@nadiahilker

i got jake which isn’t a surprise however if i hadn’t got jake i would have questioned life itself