Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes

Doctor: Your arm’s broken. I’ll put you in a cast and you’ll recover. Stiles: That’s great, but I don’t see how being in a movie will help.  Noah: *face palms*

Scott: Huh. Stiles: Shut it. Scott: I just said “huh”. Stiles: And I just said “shut it”.

Scott: Okay, someone explain to me how Stiles making dinner led to Isaac being stabbed?  Stiles: I told him to stay out of my kitchen when I’m cooking. Scott: And? Stiles: And he said “Why? What are you gonna do, stab me?” Scott: … Lydia: That’s fair.

Stiles: Scott. Scott: Yes? Stiles: They’ll be following you now. Scott: Who will? Stiles: I don’t know. They they. The ominous “they”.

Isaac: Next time maybe give me a little heads up with your plan. Allison: I didn’t want you thinking. You’re not very good at that.

Stiles: *at the stove* Scott: *walks in* Scott: What are you doing? Stiles: I’m making holy water. Scott: What? Stiles: You have to boil the hell out of it. Scott: … Scott: *walks away* Stiles: *cackles hysterically*

Stiles: The only thing we’re guilty of is being sexy as hell. Isaac: And also occasional kidnapping, maiming, and murdering.

Stiles: Don’t do anything I would do. Scott: Isn’t it supposed to be don’t do anything you wouldn’t do?  Stiles: Oh god, definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Stiles: Phew. I kinda figured maybe that would get rid of it.  Derek: *thinking back to when a coyote was about to eat them five seconds ago* Maybe? MAYBE?! What if you were wrong?  Stiles: Huh. Honestly that thought hadn’t occurred to me. Stiles: *walks away*  Derek: …?!  Derek: “Honestly that thought hadn’t occurred to me.” Derek: I’m gonna kill him.

Scott: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?  Stiles: Are you talking about prostitution, movies, or airplane tickets? Scott: Umm…glasses but oh my god…

Mason: Your dad’s a bit of a pessimist. Liam: He’s not my dad. Scott, at the same time: I’m not his dad.

Scott: Alright, two truths and a lie. Stiles: Oh I love this game. I killed three people last week. Scott: Oh that’s obviously the lie. Stiles: I had a passionate gay love affair with a man named Francois. Scott: …is that the lie? Stiles: And I’m a Taurus. Scott: …I thought you were an Aries. Stiles: Aha! You got me!

Stiles: See? It’s empty. The plan is good. Lydia: “The plan is good”? We’ve been down here for two seconds.

Stiles: *walks in already laughing* Scott: …oh no. Scott: Okay. Spit it out. Stiles: Did you hear about Maya Hee? Scott: Maya Who? Stiles: Maya Ha Ha. Scott: … Stiles: *loses it laughing* Scott: *walks away*

Scott: You’re giving us…stickers? Liam: Not just any stickers! Those are stickers of a kitty saying “Me-wow!” Stiles: We’re not preschoolers. Liam: Fine. I’ll take them all back.  Stiles: I earned this! Back off!

Stiles: *drags in a dead body* Scott: What have you done? Stiles: What does it look like? Scott: We’re dead! Stiles: No, he’s dead. We’re fine.

Stiles: The only thing we’re guilty of is being sexy as hell. Isaac: And also occasional kidnapping, maiming, and murdering.