#that tracks

I know a lot of the fandom is enjoying the thought of “Ford fucked the triangle” (I’m not here to sink your ship or anything. Keep having fun.) but I kinda think it’s hilarious if, yes, he did put Bill on a pedestal and pretty much worshipped him but he was also so oblivious (Ace? Aro? “Plansexual”? All of the above?) that he brushed off all of Bill’s advances without even realizing it. That leaves one frustrated and humiliated Bill and one Ford who has to have his family explain to him that the triangle wanted to fuck him and somehow he said no without even noticing.

toff offhandedly joking that will is cheap and never pays for anything (i think he said this on cat’s pod) only for macklin ‘princess treatment’ celebrini to be So Confused bc ??? will pays for everything ??? will doesn’t let mack reach for his own wallet ??? will literally added his card to mack’s phone for mack to use ???

motherfuckers would always pick a couple of the most codependent star aligned always paralled romantic sexually charged people and then bitch about "bUt We nEed MoRE pLaToNiC cOUplEs on ScReEn. mEn AnD wOmEn cAn bE juST frIeNdS"

You've infected me with "Megatron has a power loss fetish"/pos and now I can't picture him loosing to Starscream in anything without getting horny about it.