YEAH, COME ON

again, tl;dr before the plot but i figure it's easier this way so -- this is a request for a complicated relationship between my boy teo, his best friend, and his best friend's pregnant ... girlfriend? the status of all their relationships is very much up in the air.

first don't feel obligated to use kat dennings she isn't even that plus-sized but she was the easiest to find a picture of so just. that's a thing. that's up there. anyway moving on!!!

tl;dr coming before the plot but the short story is that i'd like a plus sized 28-35yr old woman for my big teddy bear of a man jai courtney aka duff harp.  taken by poe!!! ❤️

          ANDY TRUDEAU FOR MY PRUE HALLIWELL              30s, jesse lee soffer?, detective?

sincerity fowler, my emmy rossum inspired by prue halliwell, grew up in a family that looked outwardly perfect. she and her sisters were smart and lovely, their parents and grandmother invested in their lives, all of them together in a beautiful home. it seemed idyllic. it wasn't.

as the oldest, sin was the most aware of the conflict between her parents as well as the struggle the fowler family faced as werecoyotes who refused to belong to a bigger pack. the tension colored a lot of sin's childhood as she first rebelled and then, after her parents' divorce and mother's eventual death, fell in line and tried to make sure her younger siblings did the same. it wasn't easy or what sin wanted from her life.

beside her through much of this was jesse, who's inspired by andy trudeau. they were best friends since childhood and even had a will-they-or-won't-they kind of thing going on in high school. but, as sin's life fell apart, jesse's picked up and they just kind of ... separated.

now, as things are getting more fraught for the fowler sisters -- their grandmother dying, their new sister showing up, their continued complicated relationships with the werecoyote packs in bayou gauche -- jesse is about to show back up. what happens then is anyone's guess.

          TIERNAN'S FEY CHILDREN              ryan casey, kit harington?, shadow court?              eva casey, lily collins?, shadow court?              finn hayes, jussie smollett?, shadow court?

tiernan casey, born tiernán ó casaigh in county kildare, ireland, 1484, is a sylph of the fey. born seelie, it didn't take him long in his adulthood before he decided to become unseelie, due to a lot of different things -- most of them relating to his first wife. he often says the only good that came from that marriage were his children, ryan casey, born maoilriain ó casaigh, and eva casey, born aoibhe ó casaigh. they're twins, an absolute blessing to the fey as their birth rates are so low, anyway. because his marriage was able to produce children, tiernan was supposed to stay in it. he didn't. but that's a different story.

after becoming unseelie, granted the rank of duke of monsters due to his huntsman gifts and control over the sluagh, tiernan married again. again, this was a political maneuver, pushed on him by his leaders, but he accepted it. finn hayes, or fionnagán ó haodha, born of that marriage, was again the only good thing that came of it.

          VAMPIRE FIANCÉE              70s, holland roden?

ryker knox is a former hunter from an illustrious, hard-nosed family who has no idea he is now a fledgling. woops. but he is a fledgling, and he did leave his family, and it's all largely because of this woman.

holland is everything to ryker. and she, in turn, is happy to have him. really, she spent her early life flouting what was expected of her. she was a small town girl who refused to get married, refused to raise kids and die in the same town she'd been born in. holland made her way in the world -- all the way to becoming a vampire.

but she didn't become just any vampire. she joined clan ventrue, always staying modern, always fighting for more acceptance, understanding, and innovation. it was everything she ever wanted.

then holland realized she was in her seventies and had never had a significant romantic relationship? and felt betrayed because she found herself wanting that, too. in the beginning, she and ry had a huge push and pull as ryker tried to figure out if he could betray his family by being with a vampire and holland tried to figure out if wanting a partner was betraying everything she'd believed in for so long.

now, their relationship is pretty solid ... except that ryker hasn't allowed holland to turn him yet. and he just had a birthday. which makes him now three years older than she was when she died. ry doesn't want to die until he gets the okay from his family. which he'll never get. it's a whole thing.

          COUSIN ALBESCU              werelynx, teresa palmer?

my boy niko albescu is a werelynx, a concert pianist, and a total impulsive piece of trash who is using his time in bayou gauche as a license to act a fool. but he's also the next in line to his family's seat in the felis concilio and as such is their ambassador to the werecouncil. which means he's not supposed to be acting like such an idiot.

his family had a feeling that was going to be hard for him.

so they sent his cousin with him, a responsible, stalwart person who is way better suited to being a diplomat than nikolai. too bad she's not the oldest ...

          THE MARTIN FAMILY                ming-na wen, clark gregg,                chloe bennet, ross butler, kelsey asbille

the martin family has a prominent position in bayou gauche life simply because jiaying martin, the mother, is the parish's sheriff, and has been for roughly eighteen years, while the father, clark, is the parish's district attorney -- which means the two kick criminal ass together. of course, they're both helped in their jobs by the fact jia is a mogwai and clark a werewolf.

having met in college in jia's native california, they moved to bayou gauche, where clark grew up, to join his pack at twenty-one, soon after graduation. five years later, they had alex, a werewolf working as a k9 deputy under her mother, then the ross butler, and finally the kelsey asbille. one of the last two kids is destined to be a mogwai but is currently human while the other is also a werewolf.