Ted Goff Cartoons

Business cartoon about public speaking. Topics: communication, audience, speech, talk, new idea. Caption: "In this seminar we'll discuss a simple technique for overcoming your fear of speaking in public." Available for licensing.

"There's an error here. All our money is flowing the wrong way through the time dimension."

So, who would like to start with an accusation?

Just like every Monday.

No, this is always my side of the table.

Oh, but maybe you would like to hear more about me.

It goes without saying the answer is not yes.

I can wait, if you think you'll feel more like saying yes in a few minutes.

And your doors appear to be locked, too.

See how I'm almost pointing vigorously?

Gee. It looks like you haven't done anything all week.

Breathe deeply. Count to 100.

Oh, and turn the page right side up.

Hold on. I just found an extra mile to insert.

Question number one: How much of your time may I waste?

And also for telling me your bank account number.

It's great to have so much fresh air.