❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞

❝ can i come with you? ❞

❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞

❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞

❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞

❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞

❝ actually we've met before. ❞

❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞

❝ care to join me? ❞

❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞

❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞

❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞

❝ could you help me with something? ❞

❝ do you like it here? ❞

❝ are you new around here? ❞

❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞

❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞

❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞

❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞

❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞

❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞

❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞

❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞

ACTIONS:

VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time

VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time

CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time

CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time

BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together

TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.

SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.

GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.

INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time

INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time

TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time

TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day

COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up

COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up

OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up

OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up

AID: sender helps receiver redecorate

questions best asked for those who portray canon characters, and for those who’d like to get to know the author behind said canons better.

What made you pick up this character?

How did you get into this franchise/fandom?

What’s the best thing about the show/series/books/comics/etc.?

What’s the worst thing about the show/series/books/comics/etc.?

What’s the best thing about the fandom?

What’s the worst thing about the fandom?

What’s the best thing about the canon you are writing?

What’s the worst thing about the canon you are writing?

Have you tweaked the character from canon? If so, what did you tweak?

Would you say that your portrayal is canon divergent or not? 

Are there some things you dislike about how the show/series/etc. portray the character you have picked up? If so, what?

What would you say is the most unique trait about your character?

Are there any other characters from the franchise you’d like to play?

Are there some characters from the franchise you can’t stand? 

What are your thoughts on the canon ships for the character, if any?

What is your personal ship bias for your canon character?

Are there any ships you can’t stand, why?

How long have you been writing the character?

Should people get into the franchise your writing from, yes or no?

If you could sum up your character with one sentence, what would it be?

A:   I   love   seeing   you   on   my   dash

B:   You   make   beautiful   edits

C:   Your   writing   style   is   captivating

D:   I   admire   how   much   depth   you   give   your   characters

E:   You’re   so   creative   with   your   plots

F:   You   always   make   interactions   fun   and   engaging

G:   Your   aesthetic   is   chef’s   kiss

H:   You’ve   inspired   me   more   than   once

I:   I   love   how   thoughtful   you   are   OOC

J:   You’re   genuinely   kind   and   welcoming

K:   I   always   feel   safe   and   respected   around   you

L:   Your   themes   and   vibes   are   immaculate

M:   You   make   me   want   to   write   more

N:   Your   support   means   a   lot   to   me

O:   You   handle   tough   topics   with   such   grace

P:   Your   humor   is   everything

Q:   I   love   our   character   dynamics

R:   You’re   one   of   my   favorite   writers   here

S:   You   have   such   a   calming   presence

T:   Thank   you   for   being   part   of   this   community

U:   I   look   up   to   your   dedication

V:   I   appreciate   your   patience   and   care

W:   You   make   me   feel   seen   as   a   writer

X:   You’re   someone   I’d   love   to   talk   to   more

Y:   You   radiate   good   energy

WARNINGS: alcohol

no,  i'm  not  hitting  on  you.  unless  it's  working.

you're  not  doing  karaoke  again.

why  are  there  fries  in  your  purse?

what's  the  strongest  drink  on  the  menu?

no,  i  don't  remember  your  name.

you  come  here  often?

what's  your  star  sign?

if  you  tell  anyone  what  i'm  about  to  say,  i'll  key  your  car.

it's  last  call.  get  a  drink  or  go  home.

they  just  tipped  with  monopoly  money.

i  think  i'm  in  love...

i'm  saving  this  story  for  your  future  wedding  toast.

i'm  your  wingperson  tonight,  give  me  the  target.

you're  not  from  around  here,  are  you?

i'm  your  best  friend,  not  your  conscience.

say  that  again  and  i  will  make  a  scene.

you're  my  bestie  now,  i  don't  care  that  we  met  30  seconds  ago.

i'd  buy  you  a  drink  but  i'd  rather  make  you  breakfast.

this  one's  on  my  tab.

is  that  a  fake  id?

i  swear  i  only  had  two  drinks...

this  is  a  judgement  free  zone.

they  said  they were working  late... 

let's  play  pool.  if  i  win,  you  owe  me  a  real  conversation.

if  i  tip  you  $20,  will  you  say  i  was  never  here?

that  was  supposed  to  impress  them...

it's  not  a  fake,  it's  retro!

don't  test  me,  i'm  not  drunk  enough  to  forgive  you.

can  you  lie  and  say  i'm  not  allowed  tequila  anymore?

give  me  your  phone.

if  you  want  a  mojito,  you  can  muddle  the  mint.

i  don't  think  that's  your  real  name.

make  me  something  dangerous  and  don't  ask  questions.

you're  cut  off.

you  cannot  cry  on  a  stranger's  shoulder!

can  you  get  me  something  non-alcoholic?  i'm  designated  driver.

no,  i  don't  want  to  join  the  conga  line.

if  i  ask  for  a  double,  will  you  pretend  i'm  not  spiraling?

you  always  ruin  nights  like  this!

okay  but  technically,  i'm  turning  [18/21]  this  year.

i'm  not  your  therapist.  that'll  be  $14.

no,  you  don't  need  to  text  them,  that's  why  i  took  your  phone.

tell  him  i'm  your  sister  or  something.

you  ever  seen  somebody  ruin  their  own  life  in  5  minutes?  watch  this.

you  can  throw  up  now  or  in  my  car.

if  i  were  a  drink,  i'd  be  the  one  you  remember  tomorrow.

we  said  no  shots,  why  are  there  shots?!

promise  you  won't  hate  me  tomorrow?

let's  go  somewhere  quieter.

we  always  do  this.  drink,  flirt,  run...

i  don't  want  tonight  to  end.

can  we  get  pizza  after  this?

do  you  want  to  dance?  i  won't  step  on  your  feet.

don't  climb  on  the  table!

i  am  not  your  lawyer.

why  are  you  laughing  and  texting?!

[ BANDAGE ] : sender bandages a wound on receiver.

[ GUIDE ] : sender puts a hand on he receiver's back to guide them somewhere.

[ WAVE ]: sender waves down receiver to get their attention.

[ SIGN ]: sender raises their hand to sign to receiver. what follows can be anything the sender desires.

[ LIFT ]: sender lifts receiver's chin to look at them.

[ LIGHT ]: sender lights receiver's cigarette/candle/etc.

[ FIND ] : sender finds receiver beaten and/or bloodied.

[ PIN ]: sender pins receiver against the wall during combat/sparring.

[ GET DOWN ]: sender tackles receiver out of the way of danger.

[ TAKE ]: sender takes a hit meant for receiver.

[ CAUGHT ]: sender finds receiver somewhere they aren't supposed to be.

[ TRAP ]: sender traps the receiver somewhere they don't want to be.

[ DARLING ]: sender touches receiver's cheek.

[ SNATCH ]: sender snatches receiver's wrist as they turn to go.

[ STAB ]: sender stabs receiver.

[ DRAG ]: sender drags receiver from point a to point b.

[ SIT ]: sender sits on receiver's lap.

[ EN GARDE ]: sender and receiver get into some kind of fight.

[ DRUNK ]: sender finds receiver drunk.

[ BLOOD ]: sender walks into receiver's room covered in blood.

[ FLOWER ]: sender offers a flower to receiver.

[ HOLD ]: sender reaches to hold receiver's hand.

[ BRUSH ]: sender brushes a strand of hair out of receiver's face.

[ NOTE: ] sender writes a note for receiver. the contents are whatever the sender decides.

[ EYES ]: sender notices receiver looking at them.

[ STOP ]: sender raises hand to signal the receiver to stop in place.

[ TAP ]: sender taps receiver on the shoulder to get their attention.

[ WAKE ]: sender gently wakes receiver from a nap or otherwise.

[ MORNING AFTER ]: sender and receiver wake up together for the first time after a night of passion.

[ BLANKET ]: sender drapes a blanket over receiver's shoulders.

[ HUDDLE ]: sender and receiver huddle together in an effort to stay warm.

[ TUG ]: sender pulls receiver away from them.

[ PUSH ]: sender pushes receiver away from them.

a collection of dialogue starters from season one of murder, she wrote. adjust wording as needed.

if this is some kind of a sick joke...

well, i thought you'd be pleased.

that's the trouble, [name]. you've never dreamed. and it's about time you did.

they'll love you, just like i do.

actually, i've not been sleeping well.

i didn't come here to be wined and dined.

i'm mortified by my behavior. i've come to beg your forgiveness.

suppose i just settle for the pleasure of your company.

it is never inappropriate to wish the world a little ill will.

alright, alright. stop getting hysterical.

i couldn't go through that. not after all these years.

another time, a different place, we might've had something.

you shouldn't be out on a night like this.

don't ask questions that beg obvious answers.

maybe if you lost someone you'd be a little upset, too.

i suppose we do have to keep up appearances, don't we, darling?

you know, i'm not used to being summoned.

you call it murder. i call it a career move.

guess i shouldn't drink alone.

i hate to say goodbye to people that i like.

you're always making fun of me.

around here, some of the real beasts walk on two legs.

would you like me to stay here with you a little longer?

spoken like a true champion of justice.

i think you know by now how i feel about you.

you know, the only thing i'm guilty of is caring.

i better warn you: i've been practicing a little.

perhaps you have an aversion to sunshine.

i'm not used to being refused.

i don't need your dime-store psychoanalysis.

i can be a generous friend, [name]. i can also be a dangerous enemy.

i have a dire feeling we're both in the same predicament.

that's a nasty temper you've got, [name]. i've always told you it was gonna get you in trouble one of these days.

well, congratulations. you are the talk of the town.

i'm only injecting a little honesty into this conversation.

she never gave a damn about me. she hardly even admitted that i was alive.

right now, i'm almost glad you talked me into this.

you know, if i didn't love you so much, i'd resent that remark.

it's hard enough to know yourself, let alone another person.

first rule of eavesdropping: never complain if you don't like what you hear.

if you think i've come to defend you, [name], you can guess again.

last night, i was nearly killed.

i assume you have a very good reason for breaking into my home.

i was afraid you wouldn't leave this alone.

all i'm saying is, don't sit back and watch. jump in.

i'd rather remember things the way they were.

i couldn't think about anything but killing him.

my occasional exploits are grossly exaggerated, believe me.

change around as you see fit!

“ i want to be like you. “

“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “

“ what’s the plan here ? “

“ please just … come home. “

“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “

“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “

“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “

“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “

“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “

“ we’re not friends. “

“ so , do you come here often or … ? “

“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “

“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “

“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “

“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “

“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “

“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “

“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “

“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “

“ sing me a song. “

“ did you do this ? “

“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “

“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “

“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “

“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “

“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “

“ why are you leaving ? “

“ admit it … i drive you wild. “

“ you’re so infuriating. “

“ i hate this town. “

“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “

“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “

“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “

“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “

“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “

“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “

“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “

“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “

“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “

“ you are my platonic soulmate. “

“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “

“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “

“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “

“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “

“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “

“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “

“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “

“ … not many people really talk to me … “

this is what happens when you get involved in things you don't understand!

why couldn't you just stay out of it?

now i'm the one who has to clean up your mess.

you messed up. now it's time to own it.

you ruined everything.

i'll never forgive you.

i fucked this up. i know that.

you can't just explain this one away!

it's over! it's done!

you're a fuck-up.

i thought i told you to stay out of the way.

i'm really disappointed in how you've acted.

you can do better than that.

everything is ruined, and it's all your fault.

i know i messed up, but i can explain.

i thought i could help.

that wasn't supposed to happen.

how could you?

what have you done!?

you were never supposed to be here!

i thought we agreed you'd stay out of it and let me handle everything?

now i have to start everything over again.

this took me weeks. you understand that, right?

you ruin everything you touch.

can't you just be normal for five minutes?

i knew it was you.

you just couldn't leave well enough alone.

i told you to stay inside!

i blame you for this.

i'm sorry i ruined this for you.

you weren't ready for this.

i'm not speaking to you yet.

you have the worst timing.

i'm so angry at you right now.

i break everything i touch.

stop fucking things up for us.

i was just trying to help.

i won't bother you again.

there's no fixing this.

it's due tomorrow. i have no time to redo it.

can you just let me handle things?

so much for keeping this a surprise.

now what am i gonna do?

good job, [name]. you ruined it.

i'll never forgive you for ruining this for me.

i didn't mean to mess this up.

this should have been your big day, and here i am, ruining everything.

i'm backing away.

just... just go.

don't speak. just leave.

we'll speak about this later.

don't explain yourself.

i could scream.

i need to be left alone.

you fucked this up.

i think i deserve an apology.

†  𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙵𝙵  /  𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆𝙳𝙾𝚆𝙽  sentence  starters  . . .  featuring  a bunch of  sentence  starters  packed  with  a  bit  of  a  deadly  gunslinger  punch.  please  use  as  purposed,  do  not  replicate  or  alter  for  any  reason.  enjoy!

“ you make me pull, i'll put you down. ” “ you and me. right here, right now. ” “ last chance to walk away, friend. ” “ i'd think real hard about what comes next if i were you. ” “ been waiting a long time for this moment. ” “ it only takes one bullet. ” “ you look like someone who don't plan on leavin' here upright. ” “ clock's tickin'. make your move. ” “ we both know how this ends. ” “ i was just startin' to like you. ” “ you came all this way just to die in the dust. ” “ it's a damn shame, really. ” “ you've got five seconds to reconsider, before they'll be scrapin' pieces of you off the street. ” “ you drew first. ” “ you can lower you gun, and we can walk away. ” “ they'll write songs of today. ” “ you don't look ready to die. ” “ ain't no shame in backin' down. ” “ go on, then. ” “ you really think you'll leave here alive? ” “ that iron ain't just for show, is it? ” “ sun's gettin' low, partner. ” “ you. me. at noon. ” “ you sure you got the guts for this? ” “ last time someone stood where you are, they left in a pine box. ” “ i hope you said your prayers. ” “ bet you're rethinking your choices right about now. ” “ you got one shot, best make it count. ” “ want me dead? you're gonna have to earn it. ” “ knew this day would come. ” “ you look nervous. i don't blame you. ” “ been a long time coming, hasn't it? ” “ reckon we'll find out who the better shot is. ” “ i don't miss. ” “ any last words? ” “ i don't want to kill you, but i will. ” “ you wouldn't shoot an unarmed man, would you? ” “ go on, make me regret this. ” “ hot lead... that's how this ends? ” “ we settle this now, or we don't settle it at all. ” “ the difference between you 'n i? i ain't afraid to pull the trigger. ” “ funny, i always figured i'd be the one burying you. ” “ revenge don't taste as sweet as you think. ” “ your move, partner. ” “ ain't a soul here who will mourn you. ” “ shoot me. ” “ you were always too slow. ” “ you've already got the blood on your hands. what's a little more? ” “ if you're gonna shoot, then shoot. ” “ can't say i'll miss you. ” “ let's see if you can back up all that talk. ” “ we don't have to end it this way. ” “ one step closer, and i'll shoot you. ”

♡   𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍  𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒  as   requested   (   for  those  stuck  on  starters!  )  Here,   you’ll   discover   PROMPTS   for   modern   storylines.   With   a   variety   of   settings,   emotions,   and   relationship   styles,   you'll   have   the   perfect   prompt   at   your   fingertips   to   kickstart   any   scene!   

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[ TXT ] : why are you still awake?

[ TXT ] : hey, where did you go?

[ TXT ] : it's getting bad again.

[ TXT ] : guess i'll just sit in bed. alone. by myself.

[ TXT ] : you can't ignore me forever.

[ TXT ] : i can't stop thinking about you.

[ TXT ] : just saw i called you last night. how'd that go?

[ TXT ] : i really need someone right now.

[ TXT ] : we need to make plans asap.

[ TXT ] : have you seen the news?

[ TXT ] : you were blackout drunk.

[ TXT ] : testing to see if you blocked my number...

[ TXT ] : do you know anything about doing stitches?

[ TXT ] : just please let me know you're okay.

[ TXT ] : did you forget we had plans?

[ TXT ] : i know you see my messages, your read receipts are on.

[ TXT ] : meet me at [ location ], it's important.

[ TXT ] : do you need comfort, to vent, or a solution?

[ TXT ] : is there anything i should bring?

[ TXT ] : call me. please, it's important.

[ TXT ] : i can't sleep.

[ TXT ] : have you eaten today?

[ TXT ] : you are always going to be my priority.

[ TXT ] : i haven't seen you around in awhile.

[ TXT ] : i had a dream about you last night.

[ TXT ] : the names are gonna get mean if you don't text me back.

[ TXT ] : at the risk of sounding cliche, what are you wearing?

[ TXT ] : just say the word and i'll drop everything.

[ TXT ] : do you seriously not remember?

[ TXT ] : come to the front door.

[ TXT ] : have you been drinking?

[ TXT ] : how do you feel after last night?

[ TXT ] : are you up? please be up.

[ TXT ] : you looked beautiful today.

[ TXT ] : i have so much to tell you.

[ TXT ] : no one's heard from you. are you okay?

[ TXT ] : who is this?

[ TXT ] : are you taking care of yourself?

[ TXT ] : thought i'd reach out and see how you're doing.

[ TXT ] : i miss the taste of your lips.

[ TXT ] : that kiss was really nice.

[ TXT ] : stop acting so high and mighty.

[ TXT ] : i left my [ item ] at your place.

[ TXT ] : are we still fighting?

[ TXT ] : i need help and i can't go to the hospital.

[ TXT ] : are you thinking about me too?

[ TXT ] : call me, i wanna hear your voice.

[ TXT ] : i don't want to talk to you.

[ TXT ] : what do you have to lose?

[ TXT ] : you don't have to ask, i'm already on my way.

[ TXT ] : i want to take a nap on you.

[ TXT ] : even if you called 6 months later at 3am, i'd answer.

[ TXT ] : what's my name in your phone?

[ TXT ] : how's trying to forget about me going?

[ TXT ] : i have nobody else to ask.

[ TXT ] : what do you mean you're at the hospital??

[ TXT ] : sorry, i think you have the wrong number.

[ TXT ] : good morning! you up yet?

[ TXT ] : do i sense sarcasm in your tone?

[ TXT ] : you start your day at 2pm?

[ TXT ] : you need MY help?

[ TXT ] : stop texting me.

[ TXT ] : i'll leave that up to your imagination.

[ TXT ] : are you asking me to sneak out?

[ TXT ] : when will i see you again?

[ TXT ] : if you come over, i'll order us a pizza.

[ TXT ] : are we ever going to talk about it?

[ TXT ] : can you come get me out of here?

[ TXT ] : you mean like ... a BODY - body?

[ TXT ] : it's just been one thing after another lately.

[ TXT ] : forgiving and forgetting is harder than it sounds.

[ TXT ] : i want your legs wrapped around my head.

[ TXT ] : call me when you wake up.

[ TXT ] : what are you doing that's more important than me?

dialogue prompts from one little spark by ellie banks.

you little asshole.

everything is annoying today. everything.

i've always liked a little scorched earth.

i've never seen the point of going out with quiet dignity and grace.

you like problems.

whatever i do, i do right.

a combination of age and life have left me absolutely fuckless.

you don't need me to take care of you.

has anyone ever told you that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar?

being single is so damned weird.

i'm fond of crashing through caution tape.

if he doesn't take care of you, i'll hunt him down and kill him.

starting small is not in my wheelhouse.

you never seem afraid of being wrong.

how did you get here so fast?

always the dangerous choice.

you don't understand what you saw.

you deserve to have some closure.

sometimes i want to burn this place to the ground.

i'm not sure if it's a dream or a memory.

shut out what you can't control, and focus on what you can.

i try not to engage in wishful thinking, but sometimes it's hard.

maybe it's me. maybe it's that 'bad blood' shit.

if i can't trust you, i can't trust anything.

are you taking care of yourself?

what does 'normal' look like right now?

cheating in your head isn't a thing.

i want to figure out how to embrace what i have left.

do i have _____ on my face?

it's okay to feel like you don't know what you're doing. that's normal.

i don't feel like anything about me is very normal.

i keep grudges like other people keep cats.

sometimes you have to take steps forward, even if they're not in the shoes you would have chosen.

i couldn't stand letting you see me struggle.

everyone has secrets.

you weren't a mistake to me.

no one's ever looked at me like that but you.

it's okay to not know what you feel.

i want you to never blame yourself. for anything.

i was a little bitch to you, and i'm sorry.

why do people like uncertain women so much?

if you were happy, you wouldn't be here.

simmer down, kid.

this isn't a happy place for me.

guilt is different from shame.

what's the difference between god and a surgeon? god doesn't think he's a surgeon.

i always end up telling you my secrets.

how do you think that would've gone, you and me?

____ felt like the safe choice.

i know you can't rebuild from ashes, but you can build something new on top of them.

i would have been there for you, if you'd have let me.

did everyone know but me?

i'm married, not dead.

at least i say what needs saying.

it's not actually hard to be nice to you.

i don't have time for feelings. i've got shit to do.

you're kind of an asshole.

if you can't handle a woman scorned, don't scorn one.

life is a lot more complicated than anybody wants to believe.

i felt like a teenager when i saw you.

you're as afraid as i am.

why aren't you angry with me?

i want us to get to know each other again.

it has been a very long time since i've been on a date.

i don't know why anyone would choose to be single.

you fascinate me.

i don't have time to sit around and marinate in subtlety.

you've been kind of a secret fantasy of mine for a while now.

i always knew i was the main character. thank you for supporting my narcissism.

this will never be over, will it?

no matter what, i want to know you.

i'm going to pour wine.

i really like you. i wasn't supposed to.

i'm trying to just enjoy the moment, but i'm bad at it.

i didn't have words for it then.

i thought maybe things would improve with distance.

when did we finish having all our easy conversations?

you've never liked sunrises. you hate getting up early.

you're my girl. you always were.

for once in my life, i wanted to be the one who got picked.

i wanted to make you my enemy, but you aren't, are you?

you aren't innocent, but you aren't evil, either.

i'm never the bigger person. not for the hell of it.

i don't know if i knew anything about my own life.

i'm not sure what i'm remembering and what i'm dreaming.

the truth will come for you, if you don't come for it first.

'should' doesn't fix anything.

was i ever there for you, or did i just torture you?

i remember the first time you held my hand.

in my lowest moment, you kept me safe. from myself, from everything.

i tried not to think about it. i didn't tell anyone.

i'm really not mature enough for this.

timing has never really been my strong suit.

i'm just hormonal. it's making me weird.

i wanted to make sure that you were taken care of.

don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

i want to be as strong as you are. that's all i want.

i don't see a way forward without you, one way or the other.

you made my life here not hell.

you can be sorry and still forgive yourself.

your conscience isn't my problem.

i'm not one to argue with fate.

please don't leave me.

please go away and never return.

please give me one more chance to prove myself.

please don't say that to me ever again.

please try harder next time.

please grab that for me.

please stay close to me.

please touch me.

please stay.

please do this for me.

please listen to what i say.

please go away.

please tell me what's really on your mind.

please tell me the truth.

please don't say things like that.

please don't look at me like that.

please stop judging me for my choices.

please try to see things from my perspective.

please say my name again.

please tell me what it is you need.

please don't ever leave me again.

please put that down.

please look at me while i'm talking to you.

please put down the gun.

please put down the sword.

please tell me everything you know.

please be honest with me.

please stop.

please listen.

please cut out the bullshit.

please tell me how you feel.

please get that for me.

please take a bite and tell me what you think.

please sit down.

please don't slouch.

please fix your shirt.

please wipe your face.

please call me later.

please don't make this harder than it needs to be.

please stop pretending you care about me.

please don't lie to my face.

please learn to accept me as i am.

please keep it down.

please stop smiling at me.

please get over yourself.

please stop taking all the credit.

please don't talk over me.

please shut the fuck up.

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 41

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Why are you late?"

"Is it just physically impossible for you not to be an asshole for longer than ten minutes?"

"What kind of a monster raised you?"

"You think I'm a bad mother?"

"Do you feel I owe you an explanation?"

"Does it feel like we're being kidnapped to you?"

"What's the point in earning money if you're not going to spend it?"

"Are you saying I'm out of touch?"

"What will you be wearing tonight?"

"How would you like to visit a domination therapist?"

"Can dogs be arrested for murder?"

"Did someone put you up to this?"

"Are there any more like her in your family?"

"How can you imagine that I could ever care for you?"

"You haven't told bedtime stories before, have you?"

"Don't feel like talking today?"

"You asked to see me?"

"Are you going to be angry all evening?"

"Will anyone be spared your ire tonight?"

"Have you noticed that when you're miserable, time seems to slow to a crawl?"

"If you tried to stand right now, could you?"

"Does he just do that to you all the time?"

"Why do you want to be boring?"

"Who'd want to kill you?"

"Do you think we made it angry?"

"Do you think that one more corpse means anything to me?"

"Where do you want to be shot?"

"Do you still have that rocket launcher?"

"Must we know everything about each other? Can't our pasts stay behind us?"

"Can I give you some unsolicited advice?"

"Everyone has a true love. Surely you believe that?"

"What if feeling nothing is the worst pain of all?"

"If you could, would you bring him back to life?"

"Do you ever wish you could be someone else? Just run away from your life?"

"Are you here to attack me again? Do I need to arm myself?"

"Why do you have to control everything?"

"You've never known this feeling before, have you?"

"Do you just make these things up?"

"Where would we be without our little deceptions?"

"Can we go back to some place that resembles civilisation?"

‘ could you shut up for five minutes? ’

‘ i have a better idea. why don’t you walk home? ’

‘ so what? ’

‘ i don’t give a shit. ’

‘ aw, did i hurt your wittle feelings? ’

‘ are you serious! ’

‘ how could you let this happen! ’

‘ kiss. my. ass. ’

‘ oh, did i do that? silly me. ’

‘ one more word and i’ll burn your breakfast. don’t test me. ’

‘ admit it. i was right. ’

‘ get out. ’

‘ you’re wrong and you know it. ’

‘ yeah? make me. ’

‘ better let an expert handle this one. ’

‘ i hope you get sunburn! ’ 

‘ i hope you get frostbite! ’

‘ have fun getting home. ’

‘ hope you’re happy, asshole. ’

‘ get your hands out of my face. ’

‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’

‘ un-fucking-believable. ’ 

‘ forget it. i’ll do it myself. ’

‘ hey, fuck you! ’

‘ jesus, it was a joke. get over yourself. ’

‘ i hope you step on a lego. ’

‘ you’re leaving. right now. ’

‘ eat my shorts. ’

‘ this blows! ’ 

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 38

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You don't know much, do you?"

"Don't you have a car of your own?"

"How would you like to go on your first stakeout?"

"What would you do for money? What would you be prepared to do?"

"Is your job always like this?"

"Are we drunk? How drunk are we? What's happening?"

"If you could change something in your life, anything at all, what would it be?"

"Will you be offended if I ask you something?"

"Why do you wear those gloves?"

"How is it you seem to know more than I do?"

"What's your favourite book? You do read, right?"

"Why are you here? Why are you not there?"

"Has it never occurred to you that sometimes other people might have something valuable to offer?"

"I do hope you're going to liven up a bit. What is wrong with you tonight?"

"Are you saying I smell like a dead cat?"

"Are you sure those things you saw today were hallucinations?"

"How can someone so smart be so stupid?"

"Do you ever know something and don't know how you know it?"

"Are you questioning your sanity?"

"Why are you so afraid to succeed?"

"What's wrong? Why are you frightened of me?"

"Do you ever have one of those moments where suddenly you understand everything?"

"Would you think it bold if I compliment your eyes?"

"I think it's time we sorted out our problem one way or another, don't you?"

"Who exactly are we looking for?"

"What do you want more than anything?"

"How long has it been haunting this place?"

"Have you any idea what it's like to be haunted?"

"Do you like me?"

"Why didn't you share with me what you're doing?"

"Have you ever noticed that people are getting meaner?"

"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?"

"Look, are you going to let me in on what you're thinking here?"

"When did you become so contentious?"

"You've never done that before, have you? Taken a person's life?"

"I'm not going to see you anymore, am I?"

"What did you really come here to ask me?"

"Are you sick or something?"

"How's the writing coming?"

"Has anyone ever told you how insufferable you are?"