Do you hear that teddy?

and i’m totally not about to go log on there and follow you back since you’re one of my favorite people to roleplay with

‘‘--Why are you touching me?’‘

‘‘Do you REALLY think bribing me will allow you to avoid punishment for disrespecting me?’‘ He takes the chocolate bar anyway, ‘‘How foolish of you.’‘

‘‘I would like to know what made YOU think you could approach me with a ill-mannered tone as if you intend on looking down on me. I have a right to feel upset! Stupid humans every year, celebrate the most POINTLESS of things. It annoys me, all of them. . . ANNOY me.’‘

‘‘I agree teddy. . . humans are so noisy. . .’‘ Lips contorted into a malicious smirk, ‘‘Shall I teach them a lesson?’‘

‘‘Such a holiday is ridiculous. Stupid humans dressed up as vampires for fun. Yet I feel as if they’re all mocking me.’‘

‘‘Happy Halloween to all you worthless, disgusting humans.’‘

‘‘Or do you intend to proceed with what you was doing instead?’‘ Clearly her answer would result in angering him had she not chose wisely.

( Back by unpopular demand??? Me. Helloooo. )

( Thank you so much for sending this ~! I really appreciate it aldfkdkskdk )

‘‘You’ve already succeeded in making me and teddy miserable by showing your horrid face here, Eiri-san.’‘