this is ridiculous.

ill make you some neW top tier limb enhancers that look and function exactly like mine. as in theyre large and preVent you from doing most things and also they begin punching automatically When someone comes Within 10ft of you.

wow, sign me up.

eVery day i Wake up to you fucking rock lesbians liVeblogging your sexual tension.

technologem That sounds barbaric and messy. I’ll never understand how this race continues to reproduce at such high rates.

i have no idea how they survive long enough to progress pass being any bigger than me in the first place but they constantly amaze me. 

bold which gross/bad/annoying habits your muse has

i dont know who that is but i dont approve of the comparison.

peridot confirmed nudist.

IM NOT NUDE! i just dont have clothes.

Exhausted & full of hate.

Come now. I’ve eaten things before and I’m sure they were a lot less appealing than whatever a Java is.

it is a scalding drink and im not sure how humans consume it seeing as they are much weaker than the average gem. of course you can do what you want, but dont say i didnt warn you.

I am not here for others amusement!

Alternatively I could just go to earth. I wonder what this “java” was that Peridot drank.

dont do it! it’s all disgusting. consuming things is abhorrent unless youre willing to deal with the consequences. 

To be honest I’ve logged on today only to give her a lackluster response then return to my duties for a few hours. Recommend me blogs to follow. My dashboard is stale and I yearn for new subjects.

no one respectable uses this website, no one is here.