when lemony snicket wrote βi will love you if i never see you again, and i will love you if i see you every tuesdayβ
and when lemony snicket wrote βi will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear themβ
and when lemony snicket wrote βi will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmerβ
and when lemony snicket wrote βi will love you as a taxi loves the muddy splash of a puddle and as a library loves the patient tick of a clockβ
and when lemony snicket wrote βi will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braesβ
and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrongβ
and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergiesβ
and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you until every fire is extinguished and until every home is rebuilt form the handsomest and most susceptible of woodsβ
and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how i discover what happens to youβ




















