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I do, in fact, have headcanons and here they are

noir has black blood and webbing! (Which is something he should had have in spiderverse)

his glasses also completely obscure his eyes if he’s not trusting/alert/working mode but clear up when he’s chilling

doesn’t really matter all too much since he’s really expressive around people without his mask on which is a trait that Peter b shares

noir and peni don’t really quip like how miles or Peter does but luckily ham talks enough to carry all three of them

I love play around with the idea that their universe’s trademarks follows all three of them but in more random ways

The sky is a perfect clear blue and flowers sprout when ham’s singing in the morning and walking around New York. One of those “it’s a beautiful day today” songs

sunsets are the prettiest when peni is also there. It’s an intense yellow-orange with dark clouds rolling in the sky

Rain comes whenever noir is doing a angsty introspective monologue but he could literally just monologue about anything and rain will come his he pulls out all the stops

The wind seem to follow all three of them equally, peni’s a gust that carries a few leaves, ham’s a visible white swirling line, and noir’s blows on his trenchcoat

I imagine ham and noir, bless their poor souls, are always on edge when things begin to slow down because of the nature of their universe

ham has probably experienced dozing off or relaxing before suddenly BAM something happens suddenly scares him and /or calls him to man the spider ham role. Just part of the cartoon trope

meanwhile noir’s downtime in his universe means that something is brewing in his New York and he’s going to get a telephone call or hear that something’s happening that he has to go investigate

they almost afraid to settle down since it means that something is going to happen and something happening isn’t usually a good thing

peni doesn’t have this anxiety because she gets beach episodes and/or slice of life moments (instead she has breakdowns episodes where everything seems to go wrong until she can’t take it anymore:D)

this leds to peni to willed slice of life/beach episodes into Miles’s universe so ham and noir get to actually relax without fear of their universe logic coming out to get them

YESSSSS YESSSSS YESSSS!!!! DUDE YOU ARE SO RIGHT! I AM GRIPPING YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW AND SHAKING IT AROUND

I LOVE READING HEADCANONS AND I WILL BE STEALING AND POTENTIALLY DRAW THEM OUT IF I GET MOTIVATED TO DO SO

You guys flatter him too much