okay fuck it, I was curious and bored so here's what happened
TLDR it was a prank on OP all along but the friends bonded so much that they actually started dating and somehow it got more fanfic-y
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okay fuck it, I was curious and bored so here's what happened
TLDR it was a prank on OP all along but the friends bonded so much that they actually started dating and somehow it got more fanfic-y

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IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.
ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME
‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
BORN= existing as a result of birth
BORNE= carried or transported by
LIGHTENING = to make something less dark in color or to lessen its weight
LIGHTNING = bright flash of light during electrical storms
{This is quite helpful. Thank you Rebloggers.}
((adm: I just want to add-
Loose- untight
Lose- opposite of winning))
((ALSO: A fun trick - Affect = Action Effect = End Result ))
There = In that place
Their = belonging to them
can’t = a contraction for cannot
cant = a tilt or lean at an angle, usually to accommodate accessibility
Here’s three more I see a lot
Definitely - a synonym for absolutely, completely, totally, etc.
Defiantly - to behave with defiance
Worse - a relative description of poor quality, “things are getting worse”
Worst - the absolute version of worse, “it was the worst”
Worse is used when a thing is badder than it used to be. Worst is used when it has become as bad as it could possibly get.
Lets - permits or allows, “the teacher lets the kids go for recess”
Let’s - a contraction of let us, “let’s go to the park”
It’s not “could of” it’s “could have” or “could’ve”. Everytime I read “she could of” something dies in me. It doesn’t make any sense grammatically. I will stop reading your text/ story instantly.
You BEAR a burden or a circumstance. As in carry or endure it.
You BARE your soul to someone. As in make your soul naked (figuratively speaking).
If something is more than you can BARE, you’re saying it’s too big for you to make it naked.
If you tell someone to BEAR with you, you’re asking them to put up with you.
If you tell them to BARE with you, you’re telling them to get naked with you.
Also…
A HORDE is a group of living beings. You can have a HORDE of invaders or mosquitos.
A HOARD is a bunch of… stuff. Treasure, gold, or whatever.
You can HOARD wealth, but you cannot HORDE it.

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
$resadipity
if y’all are feeling fruitful
$Enyshia
I am in college 😭
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1 pound chihuahua vs. 15 pound bag of dog food
My money’s on the doggie.
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Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.
oof….
Now this is perfection. nice and juicy
call that a freshlight
nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy
learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

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please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video
when I randomly spot my own reflection on objects like
if violet incredible isn’t a lesbian in the new film they can keep it
What the FUCK
She’s a child???
weird how no one complains about children forming hetero crushes :/
They hate the idea of gay kids because the only context they’ll accept lesbians in is porn.
I had crushes on girls at age 12. I came out at 16. Gay children exist, just like straight children exist. Except no one is telling straight children that their attractions are dirty and sinful.
second and third commenter are those people who see a male baby and immediately screams “oooh you got eyes on any girls?”
Or maybe she already had a crush on a guy so it wouldn't make sense to throw that tidbit into the plot?
No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war
At least an android stays charged long enough to post that picture 🤷🏾♀️
a text I did not think I would ever have to send

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Translation: you gone catch these hands