Salty...no...Sweet

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

layed down for Just A Minute. fell asleep. had the most vivid dream or perhaps vision of a beautiful astronaut themed drag queen. she was standing with me in a white void. and she looked at me with this slightly degrading/disgusted look and said. 'ohhhhh ground cuntrol to Major FLOP...'. and then I woke up.

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

hey remember when kingdom hearts got new material? i remember that haha good times

you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

LITTLE BO PEEP WAS A MOB BOSS

What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the FUCK

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly