it’s sick and twisted that I get sad if I don’t see my friends enough but also that hanging out with my friends leaves me sick to my stomach. Fucking pick one, brain

Lmao this loser bears the mark of the beast

sometimes it’s hard for me to really get into werewolves as a metaphor for rape because it’s just too easy. Oh, the violent animalistic attack you faced has robbed you of control of your life and body, making you lash out against yourself and the people you love or die trying not to? I bet

Girl that is NOT your circus. You aren’t even on of the monkeys. You’re like, the clown’s cousin or something

With the fated ruler of the world setting down his sword and lack of condoms to become a house husband, a void was left in his place. Hundreds, perhaps thousands, of women in desperate need of life-saving sex due to a variety of causes would be left to die if not for one socially anxious reptilian man and his decomposing uncle. Join us next week on Pathetic Immortal Demon Way

I wish misogyny wasn’t real for many reasons, but right now specifically it’s because people assume my hatred for Christy from the Mercy Thompson series is because she’s a woman rather than a because she’s fucking annoying

Does anybody want to write the Tarzana Hookers as werewolves with me…? It’ll be fun I prommy 💔

Hogtie? Yeah, I’ve tied my hog before. But too kinky for me, but you do you

if you think about it an elephant in the room is one of the most classic things to not address