Shao Kahn x Kollector for the ship meme 😁
X’D Wait, is this a legit fan-made ship? I’m genuinely curious. If it isn’t, it sure as doodle is now.
Who cries when someone dies in a movie – Oh, neither of them. They’d probably either just laugh at – or brutally criticise – the way that on-screen person dies. Unless it’s a film based on MK9, then the Kollector will cry every time Shao Kahn’s character dies.
Who wears the ugly holiday garb – Both, but with a twist: Kollector as an Elf, and SK as Santa Clause, sitting on the throne and waiting for a certain *ahem* someone to sit on his lap …
Who pays for the meals – Shao Kahn. Of course, he wouldn’t actually pay for the meals, being an evil tightwad of an emperor and all, but he’d still treat the Kollector to the very best of Outworld cuisine.
Who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone – The Kollector does it both: one pair of arms operates the trombone, the other slams the oven door. All the while wearing Johnny Cage’s $500 sunglasses that he pilfered. Then the oven will break, and Shao Kahn has to get a new one.
Who brings home stray animals – “Kollector, no –” “But Excellency, it is a puppy. I could not leave it to die after, uh, collecting from its owner.” “Oh, very well. Let us name it after Kitana.” “It is a boy.” “Then neuter it and name it after Johnny Cage.”
Who leaves the bathroom door open – Shao Kahn, but only when he’s using it to bathe, ‘cause he wants the Kollector to have a good view …
Who tells the ‘dad jokes’ – Being a qualified “dad” and all, Shao Kahn. Not that anyone (except the Kollector) finds these, um, “jokes” funny.
Who wants kids more – Shao Kahn. He knows no one can replace his precious and oh-so-vicious little minx, Mileena, but he’s game for making creating more by any means necessary. “Let us make Outworld great again”, indeed.
Who travels more – Kollector. He’s got his debt-collecting job to do, you know.
Who spends more cash – Shao Kahn, who’s got a lavishly luxurious lifestyle to maintain for himself and his taxman.
Who buys the things in infomercials – Kollector’s the one who’s dead keen on the products, and Shao Kahn’s the one who buys them for him.
Who draws in the dust on their cars – First of all, they ride in the finest chariots around horseless chariots were made for fools like Johnny Cage; still, if they were in a car, it would probably be Kollector using all six of his hands to make intricate dust art.
Who starts the snowball fights – I’m torn between them both: I can see them both being like “Snowball fights are beneath me”, but then one of them throws a snowball and denies it, leading to a snowball slaughterfest (ending with either SK throwing a boulder-sized snowball at Kollector, or Kollector pelting SK mercilessly – those extra arms really come in handy).
Who throws away the directions to things – Shao Kahn: “I’ve no need to follow directions, I know exactly how to put this particular item together.” Oh, the many face-palms the Kollector gives himself when SK screws up …
Who puts up holiday décor – Kollector, and he forces a grumpy SK to help him.
Who is more likely to forget to bathe – Kollector, probably, thus prompting Shao Kahn to pull him into the bathroom just as an excuse to bathe with him.
Who gets more obsessed about things – Between them both, they’re obsessed with everything from material possessions and running an empire, to who gets the last slice of cake.
Who sings in the shower more often – Shao Kahn, though it’s more like him humming in the bath and he probably makes a lot more noise if the Kollector’s in there with him or massaging his back.
Hope I did these two justice, sweets! Goodness knows I’m not gonna look at them the same way again. X3