silent & numb

pretends he knows what he’s doing but actually just lifts things to show off his huge guns. grins at you whilst he does it

a model that got legitimately lost in the garage. finds the paint gun and decorates cars instead of fixing them

has exactly one facial expression. stares off into the distance wistfully and says “she’s perfect the way she is” when you ask him what’s wrong with your car

has an irish accent but insists he was born and raised in the US. looks too young to know shit and he doesn’t but he somehow manages to fix your car anyway

EV ERY CORNER CALLING OUT YOUR NAME

TRYNNA FIND YA BUT I JUST DONT KNO-OW

WHERE DO BROKEN HEARTS GO

It was a “Drunk Ted Talks” about boy bands (not affiliated with real Ted Talks) put on by music/entertainment folks in 2015.

Brittany Spanos who works w/Rob was discussing 1D & she brought up “Larry” (90% of the crowd booed I shit you not) and she laughed about it and said it wasn’t real blah blah girlfriends blah the usual and I was sitting in the front row and Rob, who was the moderator, got defensive and rolled his eyes at her, scoffed, and was basically like “you’re wrong…are you kidding me?!?” and talked about their dynamic and stuff.

I had video but can’t find it but it was amazing and he’s never been shy about supporting them. I talked to him after and he was like it’s clear as day. So take that however you want.