Hit it with a brick

He says it so gently omg.

can someone pls caption this?

In a lecturing tone using Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan accent: “Anakin, I’m not going to tell you again. Don’t unwrap your presents with the force!” In a much gentler tone: “It’s uncivilized.”

a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world

I don’t think that’s how it went

this is so embarrassing 

I CAN’T STOP WATCHING

When tall people are sad and they try to make themselves smaller by hunching or wrapping themselves around a small person but they just look like a forlorn giraffe

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.