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Kira: Hey, didn't there used to be a small island next to Asia?

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Hmm. What an interesting game controller...
FORK CHECKMATE: Complete Card and Act Phase Checkmates
CARD PHASE - CHECKMATE RULES
CPU has their own Deck.
CPU plays cards alongside player in Card Phase.
Server plays first card with no Counter.
There is now a Pile of cards. Top card determines who serves.
Cards have a Strength value. You can only play cards with a higher strength.
Players take turns putting a card on the Pile.
If it's not your turn, you can Counter the opponent's play with an even higher card to continue the pile and serve again with your stat boosts/effects.
Players can Hold up to two cards for the next Set. (Your current hand is discarded after your play otherwise)
If the main player for the Card Phase folds, the opponent (who played the last card on the pile) gets a stat boost for the set multiplied by how many cards were on the pile.
The pile cards are returned to the discard piles for each player.
ACT PHASE - CHECKMATE RULES
Create the Action Panel.
Act Button now opens another menu with multiple act options.
Some acts have effects (like Guard Stance, already in)
There's a 3-step sequence of Acts that are tracked.
When all three are done in order, you win the Match!
DEADLINE: JULY 4 (Stretchmates after the break)
STRETCHMATES
New Force mechanic with Accuracy, Focus, and Crit stats
Slapshots and Durabilities/stats
Critical Serves, Slaps, and Scores
TEMPO SKIPPING!!! ^W^
AI improvements and Slaplocks
Card UI improvements
Trumps and 3 Reversals
Other Rank Effects
Suit effects on Slap
Updated CPU AI for Counters
Simple flush/straight tricks/Full House (Unique trick effect)
Tricks are removed from play
TOP SCREEN ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING (But we're not explaining what just yet! >:3)
Story after the break.
Gold: Hey all. Really happy that we got the prototype to where it's at and right on schedule. However, what was done so far was just the easy part. The prototype is not complete because a few systems are missing. So from now until July 4th, the focus will be completing the core loop of the game. There's still a lot missing from the Card Phase, and the enemy isn't doing much aside from moving a paddle.
We're focusing on the Card Phase this Chapter, but if we clear every goal, we'll have the entire loop ready for the demo, and we can move onto making an overworld for Black to wander, along with interactable objects/characters and collectables.
Elise: But for now, on with the show! Before that pumpkin shows up.
...
Elise: ON WITH THE SHOW, GO GO GO!!! AAAAA-
CHAPTER 2 END

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Kira: Hey, can someone teach me how to make a million NUG$ by doing the can-can with a broom?
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Elise: Are those BIRDS!? MADE OF GARLIC KNOTS!?!?
Kira: facepaws This is why you're such a fatass, babe!
Figured I'm getting traffic so fork it here's a meme I came up with based on a real thing that happened just now
Elise: Gold? Can I watch an ad to add more regens to my deck?
Gold: No. Checkmate: The First Step has no ads. It's all about skill.
Now imagine that this post plays a video of someone absolutely sucking at the game compelling you to buy it so you can fill the void.
You can't convince me that Sans and Papyrus aren't Toby Fox's alters.
Elise is the silly fun goofball in my system. Kira is the more serious one who's interested in furthering a career.
Elise tells jokes, Kira's the cooler one.
Elise pokes Kira with puns and wordplay, Kira gets pissed off.
Coincidence? I-
Elise: It's a coincidence.

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When you watch the Evony or Total Battle ad and you think "maybe they'll kill the second big orc this time!"
...Yeah they never do.
Kira: Couldn't they, you know, like put green tape on the floors that point to the exits? Isn't that an option? Like a big arrow of tape, just... She tries to flash Gold the sound of a long strip of tape being pulled and torn off, then you hear tacky tapping as she presses it down on the floor, then she does the same thing for two smaller strips to make a strip arrow.
Kira: THERE. GREEN SCREEN THAT.
Update: Better Force Bar and updated Card UI
I'm not insensitive, I'm autistic.
Code Nerd Club - Making a CPU AI serve smarter
So, I was working with Aria on my code, and by "working with", I mean asking questions and rubber duck debugging, because my overthinking brain likes to cross logic wires. And, while doing this, I like to experiment with and code things on my own. So what tends to happen is that I use the chat box for Aria as a sort of "rubber duck programming" space.
And something really special just happened that I wanted to share. Check it out after the break. IT'S LONG.

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Elise: Hey everyoooone~ I put a TON of work in today because I was sick of Gold not drawing me.
Elise: We got the caaaards working!!! (Download link under the break! :3)
Ahem. The game now has a card system. That's all.
(So if you're a plural with a "King of Games" alter you might have a shot.)