Teacher's Wordplay

Interest groups have a sack of money with a '$' on it and go over to the Rayburn building, hand it to a staffer and say 'you just got your vote sir.'

I'm glad to be here, I feel like I'm running a refugee camp out of my house.

This is all doom and gloom. Can we talk about something bright and cheery, like the president's accumulation of war powers?

You can't go from making F-22s to making Ferbies.

Baby boomers are all back at HQ.

Only fools propose if they don't know what the answer is going to be.

The tanks were always ruuning.

The Western Allies get together and say 'Fuck that, we have all the cards.'

If you were a scorpion in a bottle you wouldn't be like 'hey guys I just read Kant and I think we can all be friends if we all want to be friends' because that scorpion is the first one to die.

We're just going to help out dictators that are cool.

Don't get drunk because people will lose track of you and you end up in a corn field somewhere.

Oh wait, you have no choice. You HAVE to answer all eight questions.

A conversation between me and Dave about Standard Operating Procedure

College professors drive Suburus to fit in; they wear jackets with elbow patches...to fit in.

Yikes I'm going to throw away his t-shirt. Just kidding, I don't have a Che Guevara t-shirt. I have socks, they're way cooler.

Not the band, the bomb.

If you're downloading...STOP!