Miron

Oh my fetish? It's people with fetishes. Love a freak I can fluster by doing something innocuous

Bringing this back because NOTHING is more hot than someone with a clearly defined fetish I can play into. I want you stuttering and begging for it as I'm completely unaffected.

I’m really surprised tboy power bottoming isn’t more of a prevalent thing, just in general. I love topping, but I have a hard time cumming when I do, so my favorite thing really is just to torture people while they’re balls-deep inside me. we need more transmascs that hold you down by the wrists and ride you, and growl at you to hold still and take it, and tease you for being so obedient. be mean as fuck while you’re taking it in the cunt TODAY

people always talk about someone getting fucked stupid but what about a top going stupid while fucking someone? their brain shuts off and they just become a horny mutt with the only goal of getting off as hard as they can, breeding their sub. incoherent whimpers and moans of pure lust and desire. just a thought

Got a tdick stroker... Fuck is that thing small but mighty. Last time I came this hard mutve been before the divorce

Also got a pocket pussy. That thing sucks up my dick like its about to bite it off and eat it 😶 very nice to fuck something with my homegrown pussyblaster appendage regardless

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

Commenting "you know psychiatry is basically pseudoscience right? 🙄" under a post about cock and ball torture

i see a lot of posts of ppl being like "you should pay porn creators!!" but almost everyone i've met irl who i've asked is embarrassed by/outright denies ever paying for porn. hm.

to clarify, if you watch porn you then you should pay for porn. it's literally not that hard to toss a couple of bucks towards your favorite creators every once in a while. if you have been consuming porn for the majority of your life and you've never once given a porn star or a sex worker a single dollar then you need to fix that. seriously.

i'm seeing a lot of tags on this post with a plethora of excuses and bullshit. hey, i didn’t ask you. go pay a sex worker and get off my post.

there's now a lot of ppl declaring they don’t watch porn in the tags. new rule: go pay a sex worker even if you don’t watch porn. consider it a public utility. if u follow my blog go pay a sex worker. if you've left a comment in the tags of this post go pay a sex worker. if you're reading this go pay a sex worker. i don’t care. go pay a sex worker.