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My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

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a lot of people have a lot of different opinions as to what the worst post on tumblr is but this is objectively it

THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE

This isn’t sped up. That’s how fast she is.

A NASA satellite has provided jaw-dropping pictures of a huge ‘storm’ brewing under the sea. The swirling mass of water, which measures a whopping 93 miles wide, has been spotted off the coast of South Africa by the Terra satellite on December 26. It looks deadly but it more likely to create life by lifting nutrients from the ocean floor. (Source)

Hours after today’s massacre in Oregon, President Obama took the podium for the 15th time after a mass shooting. Sounding stern and appearing frustrated, Obama challenged Americans to respond more forcefully to this shooting. His full, impassioned statement is one every American needs to hear. 

I’m crying 😂😂😂😂

One of the best dialogues in movie history.