taylor

I wasn’t going to do the number thing this time, but…. last year really was a bitch so I went with it. I don’t know, I may change my mind at the last minute. I don’t want to keep that up for ‘cause it will get boring. A friend of mine, I went on his show and he did a bit where he showed me a edit of me at like eighty with an album called eighty and I was like “hell no.” I’m sure they already have, though some of them are enemies. I love it. Think we do the same shit, write about our feelins. Like bitch please, I make people cry, not rock out to their feelins or want to seek revenge. Bad Blood was classic by the way; dissing all those who fucked you over, kinda wish I would have thought of that. It was so easy to figure out who it all was. 

Yeah that definitely makes sense. Like, some cool things come in threes and change is sometimes good but other times it’s nice to have something that’s yours and it’s iconic. Like Ed with his math symbol albums, numbers is your thing. You should have your own version of Bad Blood, write a song about the people who fuck you over. You don’t owe anyone anything.

People start to drive themselves a little crazy coming up with theories and things like that, but it’s all in good fun. At least I think it is, some people can be strange but that’s on them. Besides, its your material, you’re allowed to release what you want to about it, or not! Have to have some secrets, it keeps things interesting. You’re ok, almost doesn’t count!

They definitely drive themselves crazy but it’s the fun kind of crazy, at least. Yeah I like doing things a little differently every now and then. Like, if they didn’t like guessing then I wouldn’t bother. How are things going with you anyway, Gi, I miss you!

for me it’s been about 15 or so but, i can relate on a spiritual level. you did balance me out i would say, bringing me back down to earth. well thank you, because it could have been a whole lot worse. 

I’m glad that we’rd spiritually linked like that, Brendon, it makes this duet more fate than anything else. Bringing you back down to Earth? Yup, because you keep flying away from Earth on your umbrellas. Over and over.

“i never cried so hard than i have tonight after watching the final game of thrones. i still don’t want to believe it’s over..i really can’t wrap my head around it!”

“It actually feels like a chapter of my life has shut like, that’s nearly a decade? And I don’t even know how I feel about the ending. So conflicting.”

Yes, super evil, work that out girl, they are clearly loving playing with those theories so I think can handle the teasing you are giving them, I saw a few of them on my twitter and it was really fun, they need to write something cause they could get any pilot they want.

I think it’s just a fun way of doing things, and all the time that they enjoy doing it - I’m going to try and give them that aspect to play with and guess about. They honestly do, they’re so creative and talented.

When fans say they want to know every detail, they really do mean it, don’t they? Their dedication is something to be admired, honestly. It doesn’t make you a bad person, if I were you, I’d keep it a secret until it came out! Go all the way with it. 

They honestly do, I think they’re about to hunt me down and demand the album title but I’ll never budge, Nicola, ever. I just want to announce it in a special moment, y’know? Feels like a waste to just give that information away.

ADELE: ready for round two  ADELE: i ain’t regretting NOTHING!

As soon as people don’t know something they try that much harder to find out. It’s like a compulsion. You couldn’t be evil even if you tried, Tay. I would probably do the same thing, it’s almost impossible to keep things under wraps these days so continue to do it as long as you can! You’re right, I think they do a better job than most detectives. 

Oh for sure, it’s the fun of not knowing that makes people all curious and stuff. That’s why I’ve held back from saying anything for this long. This is like, the most evil that I can get and you’re right - it’s not even that evil whatsoever. I still can’t believe that I’m this good at keeping secrets though, Gi. I’m proud of myself, although I very nearly fucked up on Ellen the other day.

you do? taylor you’ve lost your mind, officially. and that’s coming from me. their behavior fucking scares me sometimes. you’re crazy in a good way though, i’m just nuts. it went way better than i thought that’s for sure. i honestly thought i’d fall onto the stage and make mary poppins look bad. 

I think I lost my mind almost ten years ago and it’s just been a downward spiral from there, buddy. Nuts and crazy, see that’s why we make sure a good team. You were like the modern cool as fuck Mary Poppins and the whole of America got to witness it.

ye’ so evil miss swift, but do ye’ think ye’ could tell little ol’ me what t’ tilte of ye’ new album is going t’ be called? you know since we preformed t’gether an all? an i look like an umpa lumpa next t’ ye’ in t’ best possible way though. congratulations on ye’ new song, i love it so much, it’s so catchy and colourful.

So evil but it’s my job to be evil so I try not to feel bad about it. Like.. it’s evil in a good way. Stop! I still have the picture of when we performed together in a frame on a shelf in my house in Rhode Island, that was such a fun night! If I get to hang out with you when I’m in London next week, maybe I’ll tell you the album title then. Thank you so much, it makes me so happy and relieved that you like it!

My theory, ME! I’m kidding. I loved the song, babe. I’m thinking about calling mine “30″. No, doesn’t make you evil. Your fans should be in the FBI, and mine are fucking savages. It’s great. 

See like, you definitely should. I like your whole ‘number’ thing, I think it’s really iconic to you and something people will be talking about for so many years to come. Our fans need to team up and become unstoppable forces of nature.

exactly. i can die a happy man now tbh. 

There’s got to be other people that you’d like to meet or impress first though, no?

i’m dying to know too! i’m always on my toes for what you’re going to throw at us next. you’re always full of surprises, and good surprises at that.

Well you’ve got to shake things up sometimes and dropping hints and leaving fun easter eggs for fans to find is like, my current thing. At the moment I’m just on the promo run for my song, though, going to be in London next week which I’m going to be excited for.

CINDY: why haven’t we had a kitty play date?

CINDY: when you realize you need more girl friends, but then you look at this cute face and remember that you’re just a boring old cat lady at heart.