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“ i can help you with that, you know. “

“ are we really doing this? “

“ you're okay with us doing this, right? because if you're not — “

“ please, whatever you do... don't fall in love with me. “

“ wasn't really under the impression you thought of me that way. “

“ you're like a brother to me. “ “ don't say that. do absolutely not say that. “

“ friends with benefits? isn't that like, for friends? “

“ don't think friendship is a requirement. “

“ i'm allowed to go on dates, right? “ “ uh... i don't know. do you want to? “

“ do you need any help? with... you know. “

“ don't call me. unless we're talking about... things. “

“ i can't believe we're actually doing this... “

“ why don't you stay for breakfast tomorrow? “ “ define breakfast. “

“ i know we agreed on keeping things casual, but... “

“ wanna stay for breakfast? “

“ you don't think it'll be weird? “ “ nah, it's just two friends... doing business. “

“ if you start catching feels, run. “

“ if my mom comes in, tell her you're my boyfriend/girlfriend. “

“ this is nothing but a consensual arrangement between two friends. “

“ we're keeping this to ourselves, right? “

“ i want you all to myself. “ “ yeah, well, i'm going on a date. “

“ i always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “

“ course' the thought crossed my mind. you really think i'd be here if i hadn't? “

“ hey, you're single now. can't let that opportunity pass me by. “

“ if you catch feelings, i will kill you. “

“ it's just... ever since me and [my partner] broke up... i haven't really had much look with the whole... dating thing. “

“ you're just a rebound. nothing more, nothing less. “

“ it's only awkward if you make it awkward. so don't make it awkward. “

“ we need to set some ground rules. “

* all  questions  have  been  ripped  from  actual  celebrity  interviews.  some  questions  are  offensive.  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  when  needed.

“  are  you  doing  or  working  on  anything  exciting  after  this  interview ?  ”

“  why  did  you  dye  your  hair?  ”

“  tell  us  about  your  best  and  worst  day.  ”

“  what’s  it  like  at  your  bachelor  pad ?  ”

“  what’s  your  studying  process ?  ”

“  what  can  we  expect  from  you  next ?  ”

“  is  there  anyone  you’re  excited  to  meet ?  ”

“  describe  the  last  significant  conflict  you  had  and  how  you  handled  it ?  ”

“  women / men  have  a  hard  time  controlling  themselves  around  you,  no ?  ”

“  what  are  your  three  favourite  body  parts  on  a  woman ?  “

”  what’s  something  that  you  used  to  believe,  but  no  longer  believe ?  "

“  describe  your  dream  girl.  ”

“  how  often  do  you  get  to  hang  out  with  royalty ?  ”

“  if  you  were  handcuffed  to  someone  for  24  hours,  who  would  you  want  it  to  be ?  ”

“  i  hear  that  you’ve  had  to  put  a  turn  door  to  your  room  because  there’s  so  many  girls / boys  coming  and  going.  ”

“  if  you  could  use  make  up  or  your  phone  one  last  time,  which  one  would  you  pick ?  ”

“  if  you  were  stuck  on  a  deserted  island  what  would  you  want  with  you ?  ”

“  when  did  you  lose  your  virginity ?  ”

“  what’s  the  best  advice  you’ve  ever  received ?  ”

“  out  of  the  people  you’ve  hooked  up  with,  who  has  the  biggest  dick ?  ”

“  what’s  your  favourite  thing  to  do  when  you  have  downtime ?  ”

“  what’s  the  biggest  difference  between  you  now  and  the  person  you  were  five  years  ago ?  ”

“  would  you  sleep  with  [ name ] ?  ”

“  what’s  one  moment  from  your  life  that  you’ll  never  forget ?  ”

“  what’s  your  worst  habit ?  ”

“  is  it  difficult  to  talk  about  your  sexuality ?  what  is  your  sexuality ?  ”

“  who’s  your  favourite  music  artist  right  now ?  ”

“  who  is  the  most  influential  person  in  your  life ?  ”

“  do  you  wear  undergarments ?  ”

“  what  is  your  favourite  song  to  perform ?  ”

“  so  you  didn’t  get  an  invite  to  the  royal  wedding ?  ”

“  what  advice  would  you  give  to  someone  having  a  hard  time ?  ”

“  what  are  you  most  proud  of ?  ”

“  what’s  the  worst  thing  your  parents  ever  did  to  you ?  ”

“  have  you  ever  had  sex  before ?  are  you  a  virgin ?  "

“  what  is  your  craziest  experience ?  ”

“  what’s  your  favourite  genre  of  books  to  read ?  ”

“  how  many  years  have  you  been  training ?  ”

“  if  you  could  go  back  in  time  and  change  one  thing  you  did  in  your  life,  what  would  it  be  and  why ?  ”