have seen the show, have not read the books, have read a lot of fanfiction (so i'm somewhat familiar with things beyond what's in s1)
cliff marleau fan 👍
interacts from deadcrow-donteat
speaking of my main, i have a few hr posts there already:
one ab ilya after The Hit
one ab memory boxes
one ab shane's autism + physical contact issues
one ab ilya's depression + possible memory issues
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(some have one as a hockey player, some have neither. these are just aus where them playing hockey together isn't the catalyst to their relationship!)
side note: if any works i link have been proven to use ai, please let me know and i will remove them from the list.
Night Changes by proseandpulse || 20,556 words, 3/3 chapters, rated mature, part 1 of the Night Changes AU series
hockey player shane / pediatric surgeon ilya. shane accidentally calls ilya after a stranger follows him out of a club. the whole fic is super sweet and i love the way it's written. gets heavy in some parts but it's very good.
apply pads (shock now!) by blongblong || 34,467 words, 1/1 chapters, rated explicit, part 1 of the return of spontaneous circulation series
paramedic shane / paramedic ilya. another fav. pretty good balance of angst/sweet/smut imo, though the other two parts of the series are a lot hornier.
Offering by Space_communist || 7,039 words, 1/1 chapters, rated explicit
forest ranger shane / vampire ilya. porn w/out plot. v good, v kinky, please mind the tags. i looove vampires.
Safety First by prettyboyhollander || 3,957 words. 1/1 chapters, rated mature, part 1 of the Maybe We're Fireproof series
office worker shane / firefighter ilya. shane gets stuck in an elevator and ilya is the one responsible for getting him out. they flirt about it. first part in the series and i'm excited to see where it goes!
Dr Hollander's Mysterious Husband by CarnivalMirai || 6,620 words, 1/1 chapters, rated explicit
neurosurgeon shane / er doctor ilya. shane loses his wedding band in the hospital and unintentionally starts a betting pool on who his husband is. overall pretty lighthearted & fun. note: shane is written as a trans man, and some of the terms used for his anatomy in the smut scene are more feminine. if that makes you uncomfortable, i'd suggest skipping that scene or reading something else.
mer shane / lighthouse keeper ilya. this one's a bit heavier, deals with depression & suicidal thoughts & actions. mind the tags. depressing and domestic and very good at both.
rose garden filled with thorns by galactictsukki || 14,624 words, 1/1 chapters, rated explicit, part 1 of the i love the players, you love the game series
hockey captain shane / nhl administrator ilya. meet on a flight & end up going on a date. very sweet, very domestic, very silly in some places. loverboy ilya fr.
Caught Up In You by kittleimp || 5,401 words, 3/5 chapters, rated mature, part 4 of the Love Is a Contact Sport series
model shane / mer ilya. shane finds ilya washed up and injured on a beach and ends up helping him. we got good characterization, we got side roselana, we got worldbuilding too. excited for next chapters.
mountain doctor shane / werewolf ilya. set in 1923. very interesting fic, has a cool setting and i like the characterization a lot! has some violence & hurt/comfort, so mind the tags.
Pour Decisions by hermacology || 7,125 words, 1/1 chapters, rated teen
bar manager shane / hockey player ilya. shane's coworkers think he has a parasocial obsession with ilya & are determined to set him up with someone else. have i mentioned that i love aus where people don't believe they're together?
Sad that Harris (a fat character that is treated as more than just a silly gag to laugh at) will not be portrayed by a fat man BUT im already seeing the racist takes start and we're not gonna fucking do that, no using anti-fatphobia as a means to excuse racism. You can be frustrated that a fat role went to a non-fat actor (and i think we should talk about it because it happens constantly) but that's it, period, no "mmm but he's not ginger and pale" or whatever the fuck, no. Justice Smith get behind me
I'm feeling really conflicted about the Heated Rivalry season 2 cast announcement. On the one hand, I really like Charlie Gillespie from Julie and the Phantoms (fuck netflix) and I think he can be a great Troy, but I'm really disappointed that they didnt cast Harris to be fat. This is no hate to Justice Smith, I haven't seen any of his work but I know he's been in some popular stuff and people seem to like him, it's just that there are so few plus sized romantic leads and a book accurate casting of Harris would have been great to see and I'm sad that we missed out on that. They didn't just not cast a fat person but they cast a very lean person and to me that's quite disappointing.
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just saw a post about how tumblr has like. almost its own dialect, so i'd like to suggest: tumblr user luca haas au where he has the Tumblr Accent and a buch of in-universe hockey tumblr users are all like hey so. anyone else noticed that he talks like One Of Us?
anyways this should culminate in a fan using the "hey i like your shoelaces" line on him, and him immediately going "thanks i stole them from the president" then he + the fan make direct eye contact and just stare mildly dumbfounded for a few seconds before luca hightails it out of there (there is, of course, video of the whole interaction).
bonus points if
a) harris is off to the side Doing His Own Thing and *also* responds correctly
b) luca + the fan end up as friends (or maybe boyfriends)
c) hockey tumblr tracks down his blog, realizes he's actually a Really Popular fanartist who's a little obsessed with hollanov, and collectively decide that This Must Never Break Containment (bonus bonus points on this if it turns out harris knows his blog too)