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Magnus (about Taako): No, he is not laughing at you. He is laughing with me, who is laughing at you.

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Lucretia: Magnus, can I talk to you for a minute?

Magnus: Oooh someone's in trouble.

Magnus: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Lucretia: How do three men past their 30s not have 800 gp between them?

Tres Horny Boys: ...

Tress Horny Boys: The economy is in shambles.

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Magnus: Hey, Angus, if we got all the cats in the world to meow simultaneously, how loud would it be?

Angus: The average cat meow is 65 to 75 decibels; it’s above the speaking volume but below shouting. There are about 2 billion cats in the world. So, by using math, it’s about as loud as 100 million jets all taking off at once.

Magnus: ...Cat-astrophically loud.

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Magnus: It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another.

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Taako: Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

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Merle: That's... that's quite a lot of blood, isn't it?

Magnus: Just means you ain't dead.

Merle: Afraid I might be needing a cleric.

Magnus: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

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Magnus: And I never back down from a fight.

Taako: Yes, you do! You do all the time!

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Merle: Is that Lucas?

Lucretia: That's the buffet table...

Merle: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

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Jenkins: You think you're better than other people.

Taako: Just the ones I'm better than.

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Barry: Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.

Davenport: Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

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Taako: She’s not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?

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Tres Horny Boys (about Jenkins): It wasn’t bullying, it was attempted bullying!

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Taako (to Klarg): I hope we’re still friends after I magic-missile you.

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Barry: I need you to swear -

Lup: fuck!

Barry: No, I mean like, promise.

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Taako: If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows please give me money so I can buy a computer.

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Taako (about Angus): The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you. A lot.

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