watching buffy makes me feel like i'm darwin on the galápagos islands but for pop culture vampires. like obviously louis & lestat are the first (popular) iterations of the modern vampire but angel & spike are the crucial evolutionary step between them and every other sexy vampire that came into existence in the 2000s. for example it's hard to see much of louis in edward but then when you realise it went louis -> angel -> edward it all makes so much sense you forget 9/11 even had anything to do with it at all

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes