HB

this is not a joke

i think what men don’t realize is women are the horniest, dirtiest, nastiest sluts in the world when they feel appreciated & loved. you’d never have to ask for a nude in your life if you just facilitated a safe space for her to feel comfortable.

Reblogging this too for folks with anxiety like myself who feel bad when they say they’re too busy but they don’t have every second accounted for doing something so they feel almost like they’re lying. Self-care goes on your schedule too, lovelies.

the wii is considered a retro console now.

THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work