cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

“gays can’t aim, gays can’t drive, gays can’t parallel park, gays can’t-“ please speak for yourself some of us have real lives and don’t live online and also my scoped accuracy is over 75%

i NEED to sit in chairs with armrests but not for my arms only so that i can then sling my leg over them in a debonaire and extremely comfortable style 

oh my god the entire thing works

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

conventionally attractive people are not allowed to rb this

this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

but if someone from our gen z population doesnt open a square-themed food restaurant chain called dinecraft then whats the point

op do you take constructive criticism

only in villager noises

hrrm

“Where are you” is a relatively modern question if you think about it.