Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die.

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

go outside as often as you can because the blue skies and green grass combo is a perfect part of earth that could change at any moment

A lot of yall don’t go on daily walks. That’s why you feel the way you do

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

Do not go to my grave and weep you are so annoying

You all better show up dressed to the nines and be mysterious so my family thinks there was some cool part of my life they know nothing about.