All Too Taylor

  Its going to be a real pain in the ass to change my number but I kinda have to so I dont really have a choice. Yeah but they’ll know its Demi so they’d be screaming even more. 

No, you definitely don't. There's just no other way to control that.  That's true, but it would be amusing to hear their reaction- at least the first few times. You might not have eardrums left after, though. 

Taylor is a beautiful soul, and such a sweetheart. - Ed Sheeran

  Its all good. 

I can imagine you saved your ears many a shrill scream.  Yea, exactly.  When you have as many contacts as you, especially, it's a pain, but definitely worth it.  Of course, you could always have had Demi answer the phone for you.  Thrown them for a loop.

Aww, well thank you so much for saying that! It means a lot coming from you.

  Seems like it. 

I'm innocent, I swear.

Same! It's been the perfect weather for it lately. 

Being social is really the hardest thing ever, let me tell you, I will not get out of bed unless something major happens or I smell food, that’s it. But hello friends, I’m Kendall.

Yes. Oh my God.

Someone pull a Blake Shelton on you?

  They got a free Taylor Swift show! I don’t see any reason for an apology. I definitely had my own show to I Knew You Were Trouble a few nights ago.

Well thank you, darling! I like your way of looking at it. Hopefully they didn't mind the free show.  Did you really? I love that! 

Have you ever been bothered by something, but you don’t want to bring it up and seem like a bitch, but the longer you sit with it and it goes unmentioned, the more resentful you become?

I cant believe I missed out on that national donut day yesterday! Someone told me that Dunkin’ Donuts and Krispy Kreme handed free donuts! I am so mad.

Yes. Yes they did.  And it was amazing and wonderful and everything good all at once.