meh

Niall: guess what i brought today and am gonna bring over because you deserve to see it??

Niall: who's coming over to your place

Niall: with pizza yknow

Niall: has syrup on

Nick: Sounds disgusting.

Niall: no because you see

Niall: nedson is being raised by a pack of wolves and he thinks he's a wolf now so he's quite dangerous

Niall: he sharpened his teeth and everything

Niall: pizza now

Niall: its really nice

Niall: it has bacon and syrup on

Niall; u deserve to be

Niall: but hey i made pizza

Niall: once upon a time in a remote tasmanian trailer park, there was a baby boy by the name of nedson willbury. one day when nedson was a baby, his crackhead teen mum got real distracted watching teen mom on the telly and dropped ned right on his noggin, leaving a bumb on the top of his head. the little bean stopped squirming, and his mum thought he was surely done for, so mummy brought the tiny bundle to the forest during a terrible storm, and left him for dead in a field of pumpkins and wolves

Niall: the end