Taylor, Afterdark

reblog if you're an oversensitive little bitch

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

1349 christfuckdotcom

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

LOCAL DOG DESTROYS CAPITALISM

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

lowkey need some angry ass sex in my life

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work