Roadkill

Omg. I miss school so much... 😓

If I don’t leave this house soon I’m going to taxidermize my parents.

I have a strange urge to touch your hair. Is that weird?

I actually get that a lot. It’s pretty soft.

What song is that?

I think it’s called “Dead Girl in the Pool.” I only heard it in passing.

You must have a pretty good memory. I’m jealous.

Eh, I’m usually good with statistics, song titles are hit or miss. My memory is... I wouldn’t go past decent...

I often forget to put on my own shoes before leaving the house, being able to remember a song title every once and a while sounds like socery to me.

...are you okay?

What song is that?

I think it’s called “Dead Girl in the Pool.” I only heard it in passing.

You must have a pretty good memory. I’m jealous.

Eh, I’m usually good with statistics, song titles are hit or miss. My memory is... I wouldn’t go past decent...

I often forget to put on my own shoes before leaving the house, being able to remember a song title every once and a while sounds like socery to me.

What song is that?

I think it’s called “Dead Girl in the Pool.” I only heard it in passing.

You must have a pretty good memory. I’m jealous.

I’m not in control of the smells that come from my dorm room.

I know how to fix it!!!!! :)

Not to sound ungrateful or anything but, uh. Why?

Things get messy. :)

You realize that doesn’t explain anything, right?

You might be better off not wondering anymore!!! 💖 Do you want the help??? :)

I guess... It’s not like anyone else is gonna want to help me.

I’m not in control of the smells that come from my dorm room.

I know how to fix it!!!!! :)

Not to sound ungrateful or anything but, uh. Why?

Things get messy. :)

You realize that doesn’t explain anything, right?

I’m not in control of the smells that come from my dorm room.

I know how to fix it!!!!! :)

Not to sound ungrateful or anything but, uh. Why?

What song is that?

I’m the Walmart value brand Joe Keery.

[climbs inside a body bag and zips it up over myself] naptime