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I saw somebody write âThey told us âyouâll get conservative as you get olderâ and what they didnât realize they meant was âyou get more selfish as you get richer [which is true, there are studies]â but what they didnât count on is that no one gets rich any moreâ
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No one needs to say it but we all know what it is
FUCKEN
I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.
They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man.Â
He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters.Â
Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. âI have four sisters,â he answers.
This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray. During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.
The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. Thereâs a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isnât going to kidnap herself, here, christ.Â
Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers.Â
In one scene, the lead villain captures the Strong Male Character. He is, once more, inexplicably shirtless as she ties him to the chair. He makes some quips about his sexual independence before he is rescued by a sweat-drenched Helen Mirren, who kicks down the door and nukes everyone in the room. Strong Male Characterâs hair remains perfect throughout the ordeal.Â
Strong Male Character is heartlessly slain in front of Helen Mirrenâs eyes despite all of his skills and combat prowess. His body slumps to the ground, lifeless but supple. Helen Mirren makes a witty quip at Strong Male Characterâs killers before quickly and dramatically slaying them all.
She steals one last glance at Strong Male Character. His beautiful eyes stare back from a handsome face with perfectly tussled hair, lips positioned a if in a gentle sigh. Thereâs no bringing him back now. Helen Mirren walks away, stronger than before. Strong Male Characterâs death has hardened her, but given her the strength and resolve to complete her task.Â
Roll credits.Â
An after credits preview clip comes on as a teaser. Helen Mirren with a huge explosion tearing things up behind her walks toward the camera with a new Strong Male Character wearing the tiny, tattered remnants of a burned shirt about his flexing pecs and deltoids, and he is carrying the bag of rocket launchers as he steps in behind her.Â
There is a new Chrome extension that detects if a video youâre streaming has a strobe in it, will freeze the video and stick this warning up there until you approve it.
WHERE THE HELL HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE????
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chrome webstore link:
Prevent Photosensitive-Epileptic seizures while watching YouTube⢠videos. We'll warn you before you see any flashy videos.
reblog to help photosensitive folk feel safe!!
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a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies
and of course the classic
As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance
now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. Iâm not complaining. Miss Piggy whatâs your secret to ageing so graciously
It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.
Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.
this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them âi cant hear you, you have to talk to himâ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera
âsir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back thereâ
I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like âOKAY!â and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzoâs tech guyÂ
The blue effect is also how Tide works, so if you canât find the bluing products shown in the video, you can try using Tide. Regardless of what you use though it works because the blue helps color correct for yellowing that whites easily pick up. (Save Dawn for non clothes things though) (also if you have sensitive skin and use Tide, be sure to set for an extra rinse)
Vinegar is also really good for getting pet smells, including accidents, out.
Adding in a little borax powder to the drum is good for a detergent booster, especially if you have hard water issues.
i learned so many things so quickly! and that, friends, is one of my very favorite feelings
YES!!! STOP USING TOO MUCH LAUNDRY DETERGENT you're just walking around with soap in your clothes and it's gross. Same thing with fabric softener.
Brb replacing "I should" with "I have the option/opportunity to" in my internal monologue re: beating myself up over shit that needs doing. Let's see if that works.
It actually really did help and I did the laundry and cat boxes. Guess I'll keep trying that one.
My psychiatrist told me this early on working with him. Every time I said "I should" he would be horrified and urge me to replace it with "I could." It took a lot of practice but my life is so much better for it because it replaces the pressure of external obligations with my own agency.
Yes! Yes!!!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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ask-omnipony:
I donât really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itâs a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatâŚ
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedâŚ
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATâS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleâŚ
wait, does that mean?
oh boyâŚâŚ.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnât work on girls.
ObserveâŚ
ITâS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canât be true.
And it canât possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farâŚ
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⌠Actually âŚ
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canât be that bad!
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âŚoh my godâŚ
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⌠I wonder
Iâm sure nothing could possiblyâŚ
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceâŚ
Never not reblog
ITâS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onâŚ
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TÂ â S Â B A C KÂ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesâŚ
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goâŚ
nothingâs happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donât be awful, please donât be awful, please donât b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iâll prove it
Yâall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
ShouldâŚâŚ should IâŚâŚ.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canât be that bad, I mean whatâs the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Oh my gosh
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friendly reminder that your local library has a wide range of FREE ebooks and audiobooks and a mobile app that lets you download and take them anywhere
YES!! Public libraries are the best!!
I love how "ok so" has become shorthand for "get comfy this gonna take a while"
it is the hwĂŚt of our times
Link in bio
there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter
tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on
truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that
#same
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Terrorism as entertainment.
Notice how they target teenage girls because they are afraid of grown women.
but itâs feminazi paranoia to be wary of being around men⌠itâs generalizing men unfairly⌠#notallincelsâŚ
how fucking sadisticÂ
âharmless psychological funâ â this is chilling. Heâs recommending that other men terrorize girls for fun, and calling it harmless. What is this world.
âHarmlessâ.
This is why YesAllMen, guys. A girl or woman can never be sure which man is gonna pull this kind of shit.Â
She had âno reason to be frightenedâ? A strange man asked her name and then started stalking her. Fuck you she had no reason to be afraid you narcissistic sociopath.Â
Notice he says he goes âto another cityâ to do this. He knows itâs illegal. He knows exactly what heâs doing and what heâs inciting.
Letâs throw that guy to the women, shall we?
Iâll fucking square up with this guy in a goddamn K-Mart parking lot tbh, get ready to catch some fucking hands.
Look at this asshole pretending this is not harassment. Intent matters, and he intends to scare the shit out of a teenage girl just to make himself feel powerful.
if this guy isnât a serial killer he will be soon
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