let it be

“Do you ever just have this sort of, um, looming feeling that something’s gonna go wrong? Like you’re just really nervous but for no good reason?”

Smoke a blunt.

“Oh, that’ll hurt in the morning.”

I’ve come to the shocking conclusion that I spend too much time in my room when I’m not working. Know of anything decent to do around here? Besides other people.

Besides other people? Nah, no clue.

“Leave me alone before I make you.”

“Damn, you seem fuckin’ tough.”

“Thank God your here! Pass me that bottle?”

“Ah, no.”

I have one fucking song stuck in my head that will not leave. Kill me.

Go listen to a different one.

Oh, come on. Vice is still cool. You still make important decisions.

Monica and Chandler had to have been my favourite though.

“… Well, fuck you too then.”

Who said there was anything low-key about it?

I did.

And she can’t have sex with him because she keeps slapping him. I like the sexy bit when she’s lighting candles.

So sad, though. 

Even after I took you out. So sad.

Tryin’ to be a lowkey sugar daddy or something?

“Canterou-whatever.”

“Cantankerous. Means you’re bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative.”