LES-NERD

rhaenyra is so much stronger than me because if alicent looked at me with her doe eyes and asked me to leave with her i would've been out the door before she could even finish that sentence

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

Swimming is "I need to be elsewhere in soup"

Horse racing is, "Fuck you I will be the first to get the wreath of salad"

not a reviewer saying they "added a lesbian" to the count of monte cristo... my girl eugénie has been there since 1844