Sword carried by Thomas Cochrane as Vice-Admiral in the Royal Navy, c1840
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Sword carried by Thomas Cochrane as Vice-Admiral in the Royal Navy, c1840

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((Running into town real fast. Iâll be back on my bullshit here in a few minutes.))
Never underestimate the raw power of a short woman,
feel free to underestimate the raw power of a short man though, nic mun is TINY and VERY WEAK
((I CAN AND WILL SUPLEX YOU, YOU LITTLE TWINK))
   âI see Iâm not allowed to leave for even a few weeks without Tessa making my life⌠difficult.â
âNot to empathize with you too much, Nick, because ew, but I feel ya.â
   âWhen you and I see eye to eye, itâs a sure sign that something is horribly, horribly wrong.â
ââŚOr that youâre standing on a chair.â
âLook whoâs talking, shorty.â
âI will pull you down here and make you shut up if you donât do it of your own volition. Iâve done it before, and Iâll do it againâjust ask Nicodemus.â
âIâd like to see you try.â
   âOne thing I will say is that Tessa is perfectly capable of pulling you down to her height. Never underestimate the raw power of a short woman, especially since youâre so weak when it comes to the opposite sex, Dresden.â
   âI see Iâm not allowed to leave for even a few weeks without Tessa making my life⌠difficult.â
âI could see you gearing up to say âhardâ there and changing your mind. I bet you hoped I wouldnât comment on it, too. Unfortunately for you, I love making things hard for you and have thoroughly enjoyed twenty centuries of doing just that.â
   âDearest, I can and will have Anduriel temporarily dull my sense of hearing to spare me from listening to your fresh little mouth.â

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   âI see Iâm not allowed to leave for even a few weeks without Tessa making my life⌠difficult.â
âNot to empathize with you too much, Nick, because ew, but I feel ya.â
   âWhen you and I see eye to eye, itâs a sure sign that something is horribly, horribly wrong.â
   âI see Iâm not allowed to leave for even a few weeks without Tessa making my life... difficult.â
âThree all-nighters⌠A new recordâŚâ (lionheartedgxrl)
âş King of Clubs sentence meme
   âAn unnecessary record.â It was his intent to scold her somewhat for working too hard, but his tone ended up far too gentle for that. So, he gave up on the stern father act in favor of reaching out to lovingly stroke the top of Deirdreâs head a couple of times before pulling her into an embrace. âSleep, little one. If there is still work to be done, Iâll see to it myself. Rest for now.â
lionheartedgxrlâ:
âI said Iâm fine,â Deirdre murmured. She hadnât even opened her eyes when he picked her up. The lack of reaction was partially from exhaustion, but mostly because she trusted Nicodemus more than anybody and knew him on a bone-deep level. There was almost nothing that he could do to unsettle her. âSome coffee would helpââ Actually, it wouldnât. She had already had some in the evening and had barely felt it then. ââbut really, Father, you donât need to fret so muchââ A yawn cut her off.
âJust let me finish this one thing and then Iâll go to sleep,â she protested. âI promise.â
   He let out an exaggerated hum of mock contemplation before simply saying, âNo.â
   Walking down the hallway, the only thing that betrayed their true nature was Andurielâs dark form slithering along the carpet beneath them. Other than that, they looked like what Nic imagined every father and daughter aspired to be; they were trusting and full of unwavering love. It was moments like that when Nicodemus ceased to be the leader of the Order of the Blackened Denarius, and instead existed only as a father.
   âSurely whatever youâre working on cannot be so important that it canât wait until morning. And if it is, then it has no business being left in the hands of someone whoâs half asleep.â
âIs this really your plan?!â (From Harry @ idontdohats. And hello! Hope you don't mind the random meme drop.)
âş King of Clubs sentence meme
   âYou sound surprised, Dresden. If you react with shock and horror to everything I do, itâs going to be a very long day.â Nicodemus sighed, twisting the gun in his hands to examine it with about the same amount of interest he might afford the Sunday paper. âThis will hardly be the first church Iâve destroyed to retrieve a few Coins from. Itâs really almost standard procedure for me at this point.â
@idontdohats
âş @summerscythe continued from here
   With a roll of his eyes, Nicodemus raised the folder higher above his head. There were advantages to having such a short spouse, and though he knew she could easily jump high enough with Imarielâs assistance to grab it, the gesture was meant more as an insult than anything.
   âAnd I only had to work, what, maybe thirty seconds to walk in here and take it from you?â He barely resisted the urge to smile. âI think I deserve to keep it as a reward for being so efficient.â
Tessa folded her arms across her chest and glared at him. If he thought that she was above climbing him like a tree, he was about to experience a cruel wake-up call in the form of her putting her elbows and knees wherever they would hurt him most. And then she saw his mouth twisting into the most obnoxious fucking smirk.
âThereâs a difference between being efficient and having no stamina, beloved,â she said sweetly. âYou happen to fall into the latter category.â
   âNow, now, Tessa. No need to resort to childish digs,â said the man holding something out of his tiny wifeâs reach for no other reason than to aggravate her. âNo need to be angry that I had the good sense to let you do all the work. Youâre usually the opportunist between the two of us. You should be proud of me for adopting a bit of your philosophy.â

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"You probably have no intention of cooperating, right?"
âş King of Clubs sentence meme
   âIf I find your definition of âcooperationâ happens to be a hindrance to me or my plans, then no, I absolutely do not intend to cooperate.â He sighed. âIâm not wholly unwilling to work with you, Lash, but you and I have a very different way of doing things.â
âThree all-nighters⌠A new recordâŚâ (lionheartedgxrl)
âş King of Clubs sentence meme
   âAn unnecessary record.â It was his intent to scold her somewhat for working too hard, but his tone ended up far too gentle for that. So, he gave up on the stern father act in favor of reaching out to lovingly stroke the top of Deirdreâs head a couple of times before pulling her into an embrace. âSleep, little one. If there is still work to be done, Iâll see to it myself. Rest for now.â
Deirdre snuggled into him, letting her eyes slide shut. She wasnât dead on her feet yet, but she was getting there far faster than she wanted to admit. âYou havenât been sleeping either,â she protested, the complaint somewhat weakened by the fact that it ended on a yawn. âItâs not fair for me to just fob it all off onto you. Iâm doing fine.â
   He hushed her with a quiet whisper in her ear, a habit he still carried from her earliest years of life. âA week without sleep hardly bothers me. My needs are different from yours, Deirdre. Even if that werenât the case, however, Iâd still rather not see you so exhausted.â
   With a little help from Anduriel lifting her from below, Nicodemus swept her up into his arms. It always surprised him how light she was. With her having been an adult longer than some countries had existed, it was an infrequent occurrence for him to carry her. Enough so to surprise him every time with how small she was.
   âIf youâre going to argue, Iâll just have to tuck you in myself.â
âş @summerscythe continued from here
   With a roll of his eyes, Nicodemus raised the folder higher above his head. There were advantages to having such a short spouse, and though he knew she could easily jump high enough with Imarielâs assistance to grab it, the gesture was meant more as an insult than anything.
   âAnd I only had to work, what, maybe thirty seconds to walk in here and take it from you?â He barely resisted the urge to smile. âI think I deserve to keep it as a reward for being so efficient.â
âThree all-nighters⌠A new recordâŚâ (lionheartedgxrl)
âş King of Clubs sentence meme
   âAn unnecessary record.â It was his intent to scold her somewhat for working too hard, but his tone ended up far too gentle for that. So, he gave up on the stern father act in favor of reaching out to lovingly stroke the top of Deirdreâs head a couple of times before pulling her into an embrace. âSleep, little one. If there is still work to be done, Iâll see to it myself. Rest for now.â
Alice in Borderland sentence starters pt. 1 -- King of Clubs
Major trigger warning for death!
âIs your arm okay?â
âYouâre pretty hot stuff!â
âIs this really your plan?!â
âTrash will always be trash!â
âArenât we already best friends?â
âYouâre quite the freak, yourself.â
âJust hurry and put some pants on!â
âCould you come with me for a sec?â
âLetâs leave this as our little secretâŚâ
âThree all-nighters⌠A new recordâŚâ
âIn the end, the twisted one was me.â
âI wasnât thinking about your feelings.â
âYou wonât win this battle unscathed!!â
âI canât just stand here and do nothing.â
âNow isnât the time for useless banter.â
âI need to do everything I can before I die.â
âIâve become enslaved by that smokinâ ass!â
âAre you beginning to understand me better?â
âYou have quite a powerful look in your eyes.â
âYouâll just continue down this path of failure.â
âYou see oneâs true form in the face of death.â
âRemember that we could die at any moment.â
âIf trash like you died today, no one would care.â
âItâs not your fault. You didnât do anything wrong.â
âIâm not as strong as you are! I canât live like you!!â
âI guess even someone like you is afraid of deathâŚâ
âAre we just gonna sit here and silently await death?â
âGet the fuck out of my face before I punch yours in!â
âA noble deathâan honorable deathâmakes me sick.â
âYou probably have no intention of cooperating, right?â
âEven if itâs just a little, could you spot me some money?â
âFrom now on, I wonât forget you. Not even for a second.â
âWith how I am right now, I might be holding everyone backâŚâ
âYou, out of all people, are by far the most interesting person Iâve met.â
âClothes are an invention of society and, physiologically speaking, are unnecessary.â
âSeeing your worthless self in your final moments of life, drowning in anguish, would be so satisfying.â

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