They're just up there, living their best lives.

Pallas's cat aka Manul

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

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Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

this goes down in history as all time amazing advice, right along with "don't date someone that makes you feel like you should hide your stuffed animals"