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Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

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i was not prepared for that

if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre

Doing laundry would be so much easier if I was goth.

If Jesus could turn water into wine, then he probably could have turned table salt into cocaine.

The worst way to break up with a Harry Potter fan would be to give them a sock.

But there’s more of it? I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night. And the eyes into which I smile in the morning. I pledge to you the first bite from my meat, And the first drink from my cup. I pledge to you my living and dying, equally in your care, And tell no strangers our grievances. This is my wedding vow to you. This is a marriage of equals.

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Brehon Law was the GREATEST Law ever tracywuniverse

If she buys cute underwear to show you, you better fucking take notice.

“Hot damn”