Tapir thinks you should give him cookies.

gives him cookies because the tapir said so.

*leaves a small candy baku and a life sized candy tapir-chan* (he's tiny anyways)

Gives him a bowl of sugar

Anon nyooms in and showers him with donuts (made with real sugar this time) Don't worry little one- it's me, Rii~ and If anyone tries to pull that dirty trick again, I'll stab them (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

What the heck. What a mean anon! *gives the tapir some cookies & cream ice cream to dull the salty taste*

*gives a bowl of salt*

His anger’s been replaced by betrayed sniffling.

DOES NOT LIKE SALTY THINGS 

leaves a large plate of thickly-frosted cookies made with salt instead of sugar

If Baku wasn't a baku, what does Tapir-tan think he'd be? Also bonus question - if Tapir-tan wasn't a tapir, what creature would Tapir-tan like to be?

what will scared the one who feed you the most? prank wise

Is feeling very mischievous today!

gives the tapir ten thousand tummy rubs!!!!!!!