Graham Crackers

Ditto.

That’s awesome! Brighton’s my location in dear old England.

England. What about you?

Marcus, pleasure. 

Time to be adventurous then!

Hellooooo!

I'm pretty awesome. I'll let you decide the rest for yourself.

Have you met me?

No, but I have heard about you.

Sure you are..

I have fallen and I can’t get up..

Yes, you can.

Why do you want to kiss me? I’m practically a child in an adults body.

Yeah, so am I. Except bitchier.

If it makes you better, I’m probably going to be dumped or something soon.

It's not because.. That sucks, and if you get dumped, said person is a fucking idiot. I don't think we should spend time together because I have the overwhelming urge to kiss you and I can't.

Can I ask you something?

Sure..