Tanosaurus

One day, i will be brave and do a boudoir photoshoot, but i will recreate this with a raptor mask. this is my vow. 

"women be shopping" stereotype outdated, flawed. women be window shopping. the economy is in shambles and poverty is at an all time high. if elected i promise-

I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because  when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.

Y'all follow me after one good post and then you get stuck with nonsense

for someone who’s supposedly hyperactive i sure am one tired fuck