i'm a fuck up

Tana: Bring me food. Please?

daddymongoose: best birthday sex ever, and it wasn’t even my birthday 🤭

Text to Brendon: Wish you were here to smoke all of these with me 😘

Come help me finish this blunt 👀💦💨

daddymongoose: @ponytailgoddess funny how you know nothing about me, yet you're already judging me. I'm flattered that you're stalking my twitter, but I think it's time to put the phone down and do something more useful with your day, rather than starting twitter beef with someone you've never even met.

daddymongoose: Know what else is pathetic? The fact that you found my twitter when I don't even follow you @ponytailgoddess.

daddymongoose: Miss you more, David! As a matter of fact, I just found your shirt and your hat not too long ago from the last time we hung out #twinning

Mass text sent to David, Ashley, and Brendon: bored and having a photoshoot with some new lingerie. wish you were here 🍆💦

Tana: The savage Tana in me wants to come out and just post a bunch of thirst trap pictures on Insta for him to see. Or post makeout pictures to show him what he's missing. So if you wanted to make a sex tape, now's the time for us to do it 🤣