I mainly go by tangerine on here, but any variation of my username is fine too.
tags:
#tangerine rants = original post
#tangerine answers = answering asks
#tangerine reblogs = reblogs w/o comment
#tangerine responds = reblogs w/ comment
#tangerine writes = my fanfiction (please be nice i'm new to it)
I speak english and dutch !!
current main interests: graphic design, music, seals, drawing, nijntje/miffy, illit
linktree :D
DNI: bigots, zionists, right-wingers, overly religious blogs, pro-shippers, etc.
more info below the cut ⬇️
FANDOMS
Movies:
dead poets society, the menu, american psycho, spiderverse movies, christiane f, home alone, mr and mrs aslan, project hail mary, the godfather movies, the knives out movies, fight club, the truman show, the holdovers, ice age!
Shows/Series:
smiling friends, south park, 2 broke girls, breaking bad, disenchantment, umbrella academy, the good place, the hollow, voetbal ouders, the disasterous life of saiki.k, inside job, icarly, avatar: the last airbender, the white lotus, don't hug me i'm scared, total drama (seasons 1 - 3), squid game, lab rats, the cunk franchise, sam & cat!
Games:
that's not my neigbour, keyframes, regretevator, doki doki literature club, papa loui games (i love me some Papa's Pancakaria), friday night funkin!
japan - yot club, face it - tenci, golden brown - the stranglers, youth - glass animals, void - the neighbourhood, space ghost coast to coast - glass animals, baby said - måneskin, mamacita - black eyed peas, merry christmas please don't call - bleachers, topping - illit, cherish my love - illit, overdose - natori!
Albums/EPs:
how to be a human being - glass animals, dreamland - glass animals, mahmilapinatapai - illit!
OTHER STUFF
my favourite colours are red, green, and orange
My birthday is march 7th
i live in the netherlands, but im ethnically egyptian
i have preferred cold, dark, and cloudy weather over sunny and warm weather my entire life
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hair color: dark brown, i want to dye it pink soon
favorite color: light blue snd light pink
favorite drink: sweet tea or pink lemonade
one thing i like abt myself: my eyes
if you could be any animal: dog or horse
dream place to visit: any of those weird woke artsy towns that exist
biggest dream: living alone with one big dog and two cats
song on repeat: enjoy by bjork and jobless monday by mitski
uhm idk who to tag im not used to these: @viansparkles @leaveformerskies @luckygirlhee @inactive758876 @isaidimafuckingstar @dissolvdboy @koiagain + anyone who wants to !
favorite drink: strawberry lemonade OHYMHOF PREV UOUR ANSWER REMINDS ME OF HOW SOMETIMES I MIX ORANGE FANTA AND VANILLA SPRITE AND IT MAKES A REALLY GOOD SODA LIKE IT TASTES LIKE A DREAMSICLE
one thing you love about yourself: i get to have fun with my friends😊
if you could be any animal, what would you be?: cat i guess👀
dream place to visit: ive been there once before and i had the best time ever so new york city
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now?:
your biggest dream: being an actress as my full time job 🙁
song that's permanently on your repeat: um right now it's epic iii from hadestown
umm @dykesonfilm @arteei @cheesethedonkey wait i just realized cheese was already tagged I'm so sorry @ilovebeingmarv + open tags
Favorite color: blue but like either a light sky blue or dark navy blue lol
Favorite drink: water or sweet lemonade
One thing you love about yourself: my inquisitiveness
If you could be any animal what would you be: i think id like to be a hawk or some other type of speedy bird, but personality wise probably a clouded leopard
Dream place to visit: idk, there’s too many places I want to visit 😭
What’s one thing you’re looking forward to right now: my favorite ao3 fanfics updating lol
Your biggest dream: to find someone I can enjoy the little things in life with, ideally a platonic soulmate idk. Also to become an author!
Song that’s permanently on repeat: Lorde’s “Supercut”
complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
Rather than distinctly male or female, the human brain is much more like the heart, kidneys and lungs – basically the same no matter the sex of the body it's in.
“This collapse is a telltale sign of a problem known as publication bias. Small, early studies which found a significant sex difference were likelier to get published than research finding no male-female brain difference.”
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- ever since he found out your favourite candy he makes sure to carry around some in his pocket just in case you want one.
- if you're upset with him he'll still walk you to classes and trail behind you quietly cause he doesn't want you to think that he doesn't love you just because you're fightibg
- if he's upset with you he'll go off somewhere to sulk until you go to find him and apologise.
- if you guys have a big fight you guys try to figure it out before bed so you guys can still hold each other to sleep (awwwwie 🥺)
- i think he especially likes small animals like fish so he'd be thrilled if you ever took him on an aquarium date (buy him a fish keychain too)
- i think he really likes fish cause they look blank and silly
- type of bf to always be holding your hand, he just likes the feeling. he would put your intertwined hands in his pocket during winter
- likes it when you run your hands all over him during winter
- he also really likes cats, he thinks they're sassy and cool
- he will tickle your palm when holding your hand cause he's a little shit
- he'll take you down to the black lake to watch the giant squid splash around
- you guys 100% went skinny dipping in the lake after curfew, it was really cold but also really fun
- he likes it when you wear his scarf, he thinks it is very very cute when you wear a thick one so you cant really see your mouth and the bottom of your nose
- he brings you along on his and fred's secret trips to hogsmeade, it makes him very happy that you and fred get along so well.
- bought you a ring with his initials on the inside
- you gifted him a locket with a picture of you guys on your first date and he was this close to bawling
- super clingy when tired, like i'm talking hanging onto you like a koala you cannot shake him off. he'll press soft kisses onto your face and neck to persuade you to cuddle him to sleep instead of finishing your essay (it always works)
- he wears the long sleeve under short sleeve with jeans combo and it's so cute, also wears those open button ups wirh a shirt underneath
- steals treats from the kitchen for you all the time but especially when you're on your period
- he thinks it's hot when you're mad and call him by his full name
- ice cream dates all the time, will make up events (he'll be like you know today would be our meeting anniversary if we met today so we should go get ice cream)
- he'd be best friends with your pet if you have one and your pet starts liking him alot too
- he makes sure to hang out with you and your friends once a week (your friends love him and accepts him as one of the girls)
- he's always invited to slumber parties
- he likes hanging out with you and your friends cause you guys always have so much drama to discuss
- he likes it when you whisper to him until he falls asleep with his head buried in your chest and his long limbs wrapped around you while some stuck out of the bed awkwardly since the beds are a bit small for two people and especially someone his height.
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything
my friend just had an art show and they were communicating with the gallerist over email. They could clearly tell that the gallerist was using AI to respond to their emails, but just rolled their eyes and moved on.
and then on the day of the show, my friend asks, "where is the camera I requested?"
gallerist: "you didn't request a camera"
my friend: "I did, and you confirmed that you would have one here."
gallerist: "that isn't true."
and then she proceeded to pull up the email thread, and my friend could see that every single email they had sent had been summarized by AI, and that the gallerist had then had AI write a response to them based on the AI summary, and that the AI had detected that they needed a camera, and confirmed on behalf of the gallerist that they would bring a camera, but because the gallerist had offloaded the work of actually reading and responding, she simply hadn't actually made any note of it herself, therefore didn't bring it, nor did she even know one was needed.
so my friend had done all of this communication about their needs and expectations to be able to make the show possible, and the person whose job it was to read that information and get it done had simply.... not read the information and not done it. because AI.
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☆ summary ── the name says it all: leiche x reader headcannons.
☆ content/warnings ── drug abuse, smoking, fluff mainly, tiniest hint of angst.
☆ wordt count ── 1.1k+
☆ a/n ── i made this bcs there is ZERO fanfiction of this movie anywhere (understandable since it's a rought movie but still) and i think he's fine. this is my first serious work of fanfiction so pls be nice you guys
when leiche first developed a crush on you, he would get a little more lively and touchy around you.
it would take him quite a while to actually make any sort of move. he’s not used to being super close with anyone, so it’s much easier to just keep floating at the edge of something more than friends than actually having to acknowledge his feelings.
once he finally does and you reciprocate though (or you got tired of waiting and asked him out yourself), he was so incredibly relieved. his behavior around you changed very little, now it’s just with the confidence that you like him back.
leiche would be pretty adventurous (“you can sleep all you want when you’re dead!”), laid back and down to do basically anything with you.
movie dates in the sound theatre!!
^^ his favourite movies would either be goreslop horror or wholesome slice of life movies, no in between. either way he would force you to sit through them whether you like it or not.
leiche would be very touchy. always an arm around your waist or leaning on your shoulders or something like that.
he would lovee bitter drinks, like tonic and black coffee (not romantic, i just felt i needed to include that).
leiche is the lonelier one in the group. he’s not in any of the smaller friend groups within the gang (christiane, babsi and stella + detlev, axel and bernd), nor does he live with the other guys. he often hangs around the station alone, and his parents are obviously not the best either. you would improve his loneliness, and help him feel a little alive again.
he would also love being held. as i said before, i don’t think he’s really used to being particularly close to somebody (physically or emotionally), so he would enjoy the feeling since he doesn’t get to experience it a lot.
if you are a drug user too (which as a child of bahnhof zoo you likely are), he would try and stop you from spiraling the way he did before it’s too late.
if it was him or his friend group introducing you to substances, he would probably feel really guilty about it. he doesn’t want somebody that he loves ending up like him.
if you’re already hooked though, whenever he would get his hands on drugs he would save some for you.
if you really want you guys to quit, leiche would withdraw with you. he’d try his best, but would probably give in and start using again eventually.
he’s a FREAK. he will lick a trail up your neck and bite you for no reason, and when you look at him weird he’ll stare back like he’s done nothing out of the ordinary at all.
as a smoker, he would always have little matchboxes/lighters on him and he would engrave your initials or something that reminds him of you on them.
if you smoke too, he would do the thing where you light one person’s cigarette with the tip of the other’s every time you ask for a light instead of just passing you a lighter like a normal person.
leiche would take you to the rooftop of the mall on nights where one of you has nowhere to stay/doesn’t want to go home, and you guys would sit on the railing and talk until the sun comes up.
anytime he comes over to your place or you lend him your jacket or something like that, whatever he touched ends up smelling faintly of him for a week or so.
^^ he would smell like sweat, rain, cigarettes, and cheap coconut/vanilla scented soap.
he would be amazing at ice skating (have you seen this guys build like c’mon) but would barely ever get to do it because he’s a broke teen in 1970s berlin. would take you skating (with stolen skates) on the lakes in winter, and chuckle every time you fall over but still wait for you to get up before continuing.
^^ he’s a natural at it, and definitely tries to teach you at some point.
“you just have to use your legs to push you forward, it’s simple!”
“I'M TRYING” (right before you fall on your face)
he would let you help retouch his roots in your bathroom every now and then. your bathtub and sink still have faint orange stains even after scrubbing them for hours.
i could totally see leiche helping you wash up if you’re really sweaty (withdrawal symptoms or drug side affects most likely) or something like that. not in a sexual way or whatever, but i feel like he’d sit by the bathtub and just chat while you clean yourself. he’d be the type to grab a sponge and help wash your back or hair too if you’re too tired to do so yourself.
going off of the last point, he would just be pretty casual about nudity overall. if he’s over at your place (with your parents gone ofc) he would walk around in just his boxers or walk into the bathroom while you’re in just your undergarments and not care.
sleepovers with this guy would be so fire. he would love baking some 3000 calorie bullshit with you and eating it while watching a movie. he’d let you fall asleep in his arms on the couch, but you’re going to have to learn to ignore how bony and uncomfortable this motherfucker is.
apart from having scars, wounds, and the occasional bruise from shooting up and the general rough life as a child of bahnhof zoo, i think he would have relatively nice and soft skin.
sometimes you look over and just see him staring at you with the most blank expression you’ve ever seen. it’s not in one of those “romantic, lost-in-your-eyes” type ways, but more a cross between zoning out and day dreaming.
worst iron deficiency known to man kind due to all of the blood donations he makes. whenever he stands up after a little too long he always has to stand still for a good few seconds to prevent falling over before continuing what he was doing.
his sleep schedule would be absolute shit. leiche would always be shifting between not being able to sleep for more than 2 hours a night to constantly dosing off everywhere.
the most comfortable place to sleep in his opinion happens to be your shoulder.
he would be a pretty okay cook. he wouldn’t be able to do anything fancy, but he’s mastered the bare minimum to feed himself by age 7 because his parents don’t care enough about him to cook for him.
he has insanely cold hands (once again, blood donation). he sticks them down the back of your shirt sometimes to annoy you. they do come in handy when it’s summer though, he lets you use him as a cooler in the nights.
☆ a/n ── not sure if i'll continue writing more stuff, but i probably will. inbox is open for suggestions ig.
all images are either from the movie or pinterest and credits to @/cursed-carmine for the dividers !!
I will forever hate how much AI has fucked up trying to search up ANYTHING ON GOOGLE 🫠🫠🫠
Like I DONT WANT AI SEARCH RESULTS, JUST DIRECT ME TO A WEBSITE WHERE I CAN GET MY INFORMATION WITHOUT HAVING TO SCROLL THROUGH A BUNCH OF SUMMARIZED, BITE-SIZED BULLSHIT
AND DONT GET EVEN ME STARTED ON ALL THE OTHER HEINOUS BULLSHIT AI DOES ON TOP OF THIS. IT'S TRULY ONE OF THE MOST DEPLORABLE THINGS THAT'S FUCKING EVER BEEN CREATED
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