Well you're getting it anyway.
The show starts with our guy getting stabbed to death in a frankly erotic fashion using some kind of knife/taser... Next minute Title Screen, Day 1, our dude is a baby goblin getting a big fat beetle grub shoved in his mouth and given the name Gobro.
The show does the day counting thing that some shows do to skip past the slow early development... Except it never stops, it'll be telling you how many days it's been since this guy was reborn as a goblin until the end of the season...
Our guy Gobro has the ability to absorb the abilities of anything he eats... So he kills and eats everything with the help of the biggest goblin kid Gobkichi, and then Gobmi...
😱 what, human lady prisoners in the Goblin camp?
Nobody is allowed to hurt them, Gobro's orders, he's a big strong hobgoblin now "I'll get you back home"... Next minute
Yeah, so Gobro bangs all of the human captives, at least several of the goblin camp... A dryad, the first time was an accident the second time was to trade goods for his sexual service.
But then Gobro disappears, fights a magic bear, the bear takes his arm, he kills the bear, the bear goes out with what looks like a killing blow, Gobro eats the bear to survive... Thus leveling up and becoming more powerful than ever before. He then makes a coat from its pelt... Wait...
...this sounds very familiar...
Hey, Gobro, we have Arifureta at home!
Have you got anything Nagumo didn't do?
Elf slaves? You put them through a Battle Royale? You rigged it so all the Elf men would die? You then ate them? That's really fucked up Gobro... Oh, you're Ogro now? Because you're an ogre, that's... Imaginative.
To speed things up ... All of the goblin settlement level up a bunch and become other rare monsters like ogres and dampires and other stuff... There's a human invasion of the forest, and they're hired as mercenaries by the elves, they disguise the slaves as dark elves and literally nothing goes wrong (genuinely). They massacre the human armies... There's a twink little bug man. And then they slip the leader of the humans the thing they're on campaign for so they fuck off.
Anyway, off they go to take the human women home, they vocally don't want to go, but are convinced to at least visit... Oh and they ride a giant fucking centipede made of bones.
Somewhere along the way, their bellies rapidly swell... And I mean rapidly. So rapidly that these women are going to die of sudden starvation... Solution, Ogro rips off his arm and force feeds his meat to them (I could probably phrase that better, also I totally forgot the vore aspect).
I've hit my image limit, but this happens to four of them, and he pulls the centipede over, evicts some bears from their cave and in this totally sterile arena, performs successful caesarian sections.
Iron man meme "in a cave, with a bunch of scraps".
Yes we're still counting the days for no fkn reason, yes it's been less than a year since all the goblins were born.
I could tell you more but we've covered everything interesting.
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