Cute Girls With Guns

Never hit reblog so fast in my life

Also, it can mean “doing that is technically possible for me, but would take an embarrasing (to me) amount of time and be exceedingly difficult, so I’m setting boundaries.”  It’s okay to refuse to do things that are painful even when they’re technically possible.

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

dogs get reincarnated as ducks

all dogs go to heaven but the best boys come back for their friends

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

Maybe her son is actually a raccoon and the lower part is just the costume.

I love everything about this caption