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taken from beth kinderman and nikki walker’s the 100 most important things to know about your character. a good list to help develop a character’s background, personality, and general aspects. 

PART 1: THE BASICS

What is your full name?

Where and when were you born?

Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.

What is your occupation?

Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

To which social class do you belong?

Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

Are you right- or left-handed?

What does your voice sound like?

What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

What do you have in your pockets?

Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

PART 2: GROWING UP

How would you describe your childhood in general?

What is your earliest memory?

How much schooling have you had?

Did you enjoy school?

Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

As a child, what were your favorite activities?

As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

When and with whom was your first kiss?

Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

PART 3: PAST INFLUENCES

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

Who has had the most influence on you?

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

What is your greatest regret?

What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

When was the time you were the most frightened?

What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

What is your best memory?

What is your worst memory?

PART 4: BELIEFS & OPINIONS

Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

What is your greatest fear?

What are your religious views?

What are your political views?

What are your views on sex?

Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

What do you believe makes a successful life?

How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?

Do you have any biases or prejudices?

Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?

Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

PART 5: RELATIONSHIPS W/OTHERS

In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?

Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.

Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.

Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

What do you look for in a potential lover?

How close are you to your family?

Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?

If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

Do you care what others think of you?

PART 6: LIKES & DISLIKES

What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

What is your most treasured possession?

What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite food?

What, if anything, do you like to read?

What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?

Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?

How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

What makes you laugh?

What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?

How do you deal with stress?

Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

What are your pet peeves?

PART 7: SELF IMAGES & OTHER

Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?

What is your greatest strength as a person?

What is your greatest weakness?

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

Are you generally organized or messy?

Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

Do you like yourself?

What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)

What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

If you could choose, how would you want to die?

If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

What three words best describe your personality?

What three words would others probably use to describe you?

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand. 

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them. 

carry pick them up. 

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.  

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up. 

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down. 

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement. 

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

i am not to be truffled with.

well, well, well. how the turntables.

okay, um… count me in as “who cares?”

catch ya on the flippity flip!

don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.   

i wouldn’t miss it for the world. but if something else came up, i would definitely not go.

do you think that smoking drugs is cool? do you think that doing alcohol is cool?

sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going.

i’m not gonna cry over it. i did that in the car on the way home.

this is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.  

whatevs.

bippity boppity give me the zoppity.  

absofruitly.

there’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. that’s why it’s a joke.  

HEY! NOBODY CARES.

the only thing that could make this better is ice cream. 

christmas is cancelled.

well, this is gonna hurt like a motherfucker.

just poopin’, you know how i be.

please don’t send ___.

i’m not superstitious but i am a little stitious.

daddy’s here, and daddy’s gonna take care of you.

i am not gonna give up that easy. i’m gonna make this way harder than it needs to be.

would i rather be feared or loved? um, easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

yeppers.

NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO!

yesh.

mo’ money, mo’ problems.

what’s missing? the turtles. where are the turtles? where are the turtles? WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!

i tried to talk to ___ and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.  

i’m going through a bit of a rough patch. whole year, actually.

i don’t hate it. i just don’t like it at all. and it’s terrible.

i’m an adult. i don’t have to think or do anything.

halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.

can i just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.

i am running away from my responsibilities. and it feels good.

i’ll kill you.

i am beyoncé always.

you know, what eats a lot of the day are naps. you go to sleep, it’s lights out. you wake up, it’s dark. that’s the whole day. where did that day go? i have no idea.

you’re the worst. i hate looking at your face. i wanna smash it.

i am dead inside.

i hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

i understand nothing.

the only time i set the bar low is for limbo.

if i can get them depressed, then i’ll have done my job.

a  list  of  my  favorite  one  -  liners  from  the  website  pinterest  . feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

“   i   haven’t   thought   about   it  .   i   only   think   about   interesting   things   and   interesting   things   are   mostly   about   me  .   ”

“  i   am   going   to   lay   completely   still   on   the   forest   floor   until   either   things   start   going   my   way   or   i   disintegrate   into   nothing  .   ”

“   i’m   well   aware   that   i’ve   accidentally   set   myself   on   fire   and   it’s   none   of   your   business  .   i   don’t   need   your   pity   water   either  .   let   me   burn   in   peace   ”

“   i   was   put   on   this   earth   to   do   one   thing  …   luckily ,   i   forgot   what   it   was ,   so   now   i   just   do   whatever   i   want  .   ”

“   i   continue   to   be   alive   just   to   spite   the   people   who   hate   me  .   ah ,   i’m   so   glad   to   be   alive ,   sure   would   hate   to   be   my   enemy   right   now   ”

“   tired   of   people   always   telling   me   to   go   to   the   hospital   and   that   i’ve   lost   a   lot   of   blood ,   it’s   my   severe   head   injury   not   yours   so   stay   out   of   it   ”

“   what   have   ‘ we ’   learned  ?   don’t   drag   me   into   this ,   i’m   not   here   to   learn  .   ”

“   i   guess   we   all   learned   a   valuable   lesson ,   except   for   me ,   i   wasn’t   paying   attention   and   was   asleep   for   most   of   the   time   ”

“   bought   a   bubblegum   scented   sword   so   the   last   thing   my   enemies   realise   is   how   cute   and   fun   i   am  .   ”

“   ‘ i’d   have   to   be   a   fool   not   to  ? ’   being   a   fool   and   not   doing   things   are   my   top   two   activities  .   ”

“   no ,   i   won’t   do   what   i’m   told  .   that’d   involve   listening   to   what   people   tell   me   ”

“   the   best   way   to   solve   problems   is   to   create   more   problems   until   you   are   dead  .   ”

“   only   the   good   die   young  ?   phew   good   thing   that   i   am   so   incredibly   awful   ”

“   until   i   can   have   a   bow   in   my   hair   that   can   be   turned   into   a   mini   crossbow ,   no   one   gets   to   be   happy  .   ”

“   in   a   way ,   aren’t   we   all   responsible   for   my   actions  ?   ”

“   yeah   i   looked   both   ways   before   crossing   the   street    ——    i   looked   both   handsome   and   radiant  .   too   bad   i   still   got   hit   by   that   car   ”

“   you   know   the   old   saying  .   boys   will   be   trash   ”

“   everyone   who   died   on   my   quest   to   get   really   good   hair   and   fashion  deserved   it   and   i   don’t   care   ”

based on this suggestions blog.  warning:  these are pretty dark/angry  &  could be triggering to some people.  please be cautious before proceeding!!

“What are you doing?”

“What did you knock over?”

“Don’t eat that!”

“What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”

“Plastic isn’t food.”

“How did you get up there?”

“Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”

“I have to pee – can you move?”

“It’s so early, please stop.”

“I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”

“I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”

“Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”

“You’re just the cutest thing ever.”

-points to mirror-  “That’s you!”

“I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”

“You haven’t moved in hours.”

“How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”

“You have the cutest nose.”

“Look at those feet-ies!”

“You’re like a gargoyle up there.”

“Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”

“You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”

“All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”

“You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”

“Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”

“Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”

‘  forgive  and  forget ??   hahaha  no .   resent  and  remember .  ’

‘  when  i  get  murdered  i  want  it  to  be  so  perfect  and  mysterious  that  i  get  featured  on  buzzfeed  unsolved  true  crime  with  one  theory  and  it’s  about  aliens .  ’

‘  in  the  middle  of  sex  he  stopped  to  tell  me  he  loved  me  then  he  slapped  my  ass  and  said  ‘ back to business . ’   i’m  going  to  marry  him .  ’

‘  do  you  ever  just  crave  domesticity ?   to  coming  home  to  a  partner ,   meld  into  them  like  you  do  your  bed  after  a  long  day ,   soak  your  mind  in  the  serenity  of  theirs  like  a  warm  bath  to  soothe  the  knots  on  your  body ,   wrap  yourself  in  their  warmth  and  just  fucking  sigh  from  pure  comfort .  ’

‘  * whispers  seductively *   i  don’t  care .  ’

‘  if  anyone  wants  me  i’ll  be  in  the  dirt  thinking  about  love .  ’

‘  girls  get  made  fun  of  for  everything  might  as  well  do  what  you  want .  ’

‘  i  mean  i’m  cute  but  also  really  fucking  creepy .  ’

‘  concept :   someone  hugs  you  tight  and  tells  you  they  love  you .   you  feel  it .  ’

‘  it’s  hard  when  you  constantly  feel  so  fucking  unwanted .  ’

‘  pro  tip :   instead  of  having  feelings ,   try  being  dead  inside .   everything  is  still  horrible  but  you  will  not  care  at  all .  ’

‘  i  just  need  a  hug(e  about  of  money) .  ’

‘  i’m  a  power  couple  with  myself .   i  love  us .   we  work  hard .  ’

‘  my  female  role  model ?   the  t-rex  from  jurassic  park .   she  just  screams  and  eats .   that’s  a  mood  baby .  ’

‘  i’m  at  the  ‘ we’ll  see ’  stage  in  my  life .   with  everything  and  everyone .   we  will  see .  ’

‘  can  you  believe  some  people  can  see  a  cat  and  not  immediately  be  filled  with  absolute  unconditional  love  for  that  animal ??   they  don’t  even  get  the  urge  to  kiss  them  right  on  their  little  baby  cat  head .   that’s  in  comprehensible  to  me .  ’

‘  do  you  ever  just  feel  super  unlovable .  ’

‘  hey ,   quick  question ,   what  the  fuck  is  going  on ?  ’

‘  i’m  a  person  who  wants  to  do  lots  of  things  trapped  inside  a  body  that  wants  to  SLEEP  at  all  times .  ’

‘  i’m  so  datable   .   .   .   and  yet  here  i  am   .   .   .   .   not  being  asked  on  dates   .   .   .  .   tragic   .   .   .   .  ’

‘  you  ever  fall  in  love  with  somebody  like  five  times ?   like  damn ,   i  thought  i  loved  you  before  but  wtf  is  this  next  level  shit .  ’

‘  i  learned  that  people  leave  even  if  they  promised  a  thousand  times  they  wouldn’t .  ’

‘  get  a  man  that  STAYS  geeked  over  you ,   not  just  in  the  beginning .  ’

‘  i’m  following  my  heart  but  it  doesn’t  seem  like  she  knows  the  directions  either .  ’

‘  mace .  bug  spray   .   .   .   but  for  men .  ’

‘  my  favorite  winter  activity  is  staying  inside  in  my  pajamas  and  being  antisocial .  ’

‘  tbh  i  can’t  imagine  changing  my  vocabulary  when  i  get  older  and  it’s  so  surreal  like  i’ll  meet  my  buddies  at  the  shuffleboard  place  and  i’ll  be  like  ‘ sup  you  fucking  nerds  you’re  gonna  get  wrecked . ’  ’

‘  adulthood  is  just  understanding  why  shrek  just  wanted  to  be  left  alone .  ’

‘  hmm   .   .   .   anyone  else  feel  halloween  coming ?   because  she’s  on  her  way .  ’

‘  concept :   looking  at  the  stars  while  your  significant  other  is  kissing  your  neck .  ’

‘  i  hate  it  when  people  ask  ‘ what’s  the  stupidest  thing  you’ve  ever  done ? ’   like  awfully  bold  of  you  to  assume  i’ve  reached  peak  dumbass .  ’

‘  for  the  last  time ,   we  are  not  sending  you  to  space  just  so  you  can ,   and  i quote ,   ‘ chase  that  sweet ,   sweet  alien  ass . ’  ’

‘  i  have  this  weird  self - esteem  issue  where  i  hate  myself  but  i  still  think  that  i’m  better  than  everyone  else .  ’

‘  i’m  literally  impossible  to  kill   ( professionally  diagnosed ) .  ’

‘  how  is  ‘ pretty boy ’  supposed  to  be  an  insult ??  i’m  the  prettiest  goddamn  boy  in  down .  ’

‘  if  you  don’t  listen  to  abba   .   .   .   get  well  soon  i  guess .  ’

‘  when  you  have  a  bad  childhood  god  makes  you  hot  in  your  twenties .  ’

‘  there  are  only  five  genders :   scary ,   sporty ,   posh ,   ginger ,   and  baby .  ’

‘  ‘ are  you  ready  to  stop  acting  like  a  brat  now ? ’   first  of  all ,   this  is  no  act .  ’

‘  you  want  a  man  with  a  strong  jawline  so  you  have  a  sturdy  place  to  sit .  ’

‘  i’m  such  a  tease .   i’ll  tell  you  how  bad  i  want  to  fuck  you  and  then  probably  fall  asleep .  ’

‘  i  need  to  be  fuckin  kissed .  get  on  top  of  me  and  kiss  the  fuck  outta  me .   i  just  need  to  be  fuckin  kissed ,   man .   ’

‘  why  talk  about  your  feelings  when  you  could  repress  them  until  they  evolve  into  self - hatred .  ’

‘  do  you  ever  just  realize  that  you’re  not  a  good  person .  ’

‘  am  i  straight ?   oh  fuck  no ,   god  forbid .  ’

‘  i  need  some  physical  affection  and  three  bottles  of  vodka .  ’

‘  if  you  call  me  baby  in  that  soft  voice  i’ll  do  whatever  you  want  me  to  do .  ’

‘  from  the  bottom  of  my  heart ,   please  know ,   that  i’d  appreciate  being  slammed  against  a  wall  with  your  hand  down  my  pants  and  your  breath  against  my  neck  saying  that  i’m  yours  and  only  yours .  ’

‘  what  turns  me  on ?   attention .  ’

‘  like  you  can  boss  me  around  in  sexual  situations  but  you  better  not  try  to  tell  me  what  to  do  in  regular  life .  ’

‘  me ?   constantly  afraid  of  being  abandoned  and  replaced ?   hell  yes .  ’

‘  wear  your  scars  proudly .   whatever  tried  to  kill  you  failed .  ’

‘  don’t  forget  to  smile  while  intimidating  someone .  ’

‘  life’s  too  short  to  pretend  you’re  not  into  some  kinky  shit .  ’

‘  am  i  a  good  person ?   no .   but  do  i  try  to  be  better  every  single  day ?   also  no .  ’

‘  yes  i  hate  men .   yes  i  am  attracted  to  men .   we  exist .  ’

‘  yes  you’re  allowed  to  have  other  friends ,   you  just  have  to  love  me  more .  ’

‘  i  ain’t  no  weak  bitch  but  i  didn’t  deserve  to   go  through  half  of  the  things  i’ve  experienced .  ’

‘  food  will  never  break  my  heart .  ’

‘  i  love  making  people  who  already  hate  me  hate  me  more .  ’

‘  squad  is  over .   we’re  cults  now .  ’

‘  caterpillars  have  more  muscles  than  humans  but  i’d  like  to  see  one  try  to  fight  me  irl  and  see  what  happens .  ’

‘  look ,   pal ,   i  just  wanna  hold  your  hand  and  make  out .  ’

‘  thank  you  for  showing  me  what  love  should  look  like .  ’

‘  unless  you  hit  me  in  the  face  with  a  brick  that  says  ‘ i’m  flirting  with  you ’  i’m  most  likely  just  gonna  think  you’re  being  nice .  ’

“ your friends are cool, not fuck you, alright cool. “

“ who are you to call dominos shitty ? do you own a pizzaria ? nah so shut up. ”

“ i don’t even like domnios pizza. ”

“ you’re ruining your education, get the fuck off. ”

“ go fuckin’ pee, alright ? go pee. ”

“ prove it, and then send pictures. ”    “ you guys are clever. ”

“ what a stupid, unnecessarily offensive thing to say. i’m bored. ”

“ take that. sneezed on ya. ”

“ don’t be a bitch ? guess what ? i’m not a bitch. ” 

“ you’re a dumba. ”

“ if you’re raising your kid to wait at the traffic light until it turns yellow and then red and then make their turn, you should’ve never have had that kid. ”

“ you idiot ! hey, remember when i called you an idiot ? sorry about that. ”

“ you sound like a fucking boy. ”

“ sorry, sorry – i got real heated for a second. ”

“ tell your family they can fuck off. ”

 “ i don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me. ”

“ i respect your brother’s opinion. ”

“ i need to make a shirt that says ‘ hated by families everywhere. ’ “

“ fuck your bacon. i love bacon. ”

“ yo, if you eat ranch, what the fuck is wrong with you ? ”

“ if you’re gonna get wings, go bleu cheese. ”

“ lemme say my piece. ”

 “ why’d you make it about you ? i’m trying to make it about the sauce. ”

“ i’m trying to fuck their game up, babe. ”

“ don’t take this personally. ”

“ he’s a fuck boy. ”

“ you kids and your fuck boy comments. ”

“ well then get out and give somebody else a chance. ”

“ … fuck boy. ”

“ if you scrunch toilet paper you are a disgrace, and you are sloppy, and you need to fold your toilet paper. ”

“ that’s gross. ”

“ i sound like a minion ? ”

“ you sound like a minion. ”

 “ shots fired. ”

“ that’s a sideways fuck you. ”

“ alright, don’t get it twisted. ”

“ ninety percent of these are ‘fuck my ass.’ “

“ hey, these are very intelligent comments, sir. ”

“ i’m not a bitch but thank you for acknowledging that i’m not trash. ”

“ i call everybody dumb-dumb. ”

“ watch your fucking language. fuck you. ”

“ why you calling me a magg- oh, that’s not that word. ”

“ i’m egotistical ? that’s sweet. ”

“ stop being an emo fuck boy. ”

“ no, they get in the way of you being a fucking idiot, though. ”

“ i am a fuck boy. ”

 “ oh, that’s very sweet of you. ”

“ what are you guys doing ? ”

“ what the fuck happened to discretion ? ”

“ that sentence just made me so mad right now. ”

“ quit asking me if i have fuckin’ hairy balls, jesus christ. ”

“ i eat like an annoying white girl ? this from an annoying white girl. come on. ”

“ no, you ding dong. ”

“ i can’t disagree with that. ”

“ hey, woah, i am not gay. but i will suck a dick. ”

“ get the fuck outta here. ”

“ woah. take it easy. ”

“ stop being so boring. ”

“ go to bed, you dumb ass. ”

“  i’ve polished this anger and now it’s a knife.  ” 

“  i’m fine, i’ve had worse.  ”

“  death too must be earned.  ”

“  how do you destroy a monster without becoming one ?  ”

“  am i a bad person ?  ”

“  family isn’t who you’re born with, it’s who you’d die for.  ” 

“  are you flirting or starting a fight ?  ”

“  i’ll survive, somehow i always do.  ”

“  um.. that’s my emotional support knife collection.  ”

“  tell me; would you kill to save a life ?  ”

“  i am someone who did not die when they should of.  ”

“  i’ve never been good at emotional stuff. except anger. i’m good at anger.  ”

“  you can’t protect everyone !  ”

“  i have to try.  ”

“  turn the pain into power.  ” 

“  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ”

“  are monster born or created ?  ”

“  chin up kid, they’d kill to see you fall.  ”

“  if he puts his hands on you, cut them off.  ”

“  i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me.  ”

“  don’t play games with me. don’t ever think you’re capable of that.  ”

“  the question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.  ”

“  something had made your eyes go cold.  ”

“  you haven’t even seen my bad side yet.  ”

“  everybody knows that i’m a mess.  ”

“  i’m sorry i let you down.  ”

“  well, if it isn’t the feeling i was trying to avoid.  ”

“  you are not your father.  ”

“  even on your bad days, be kind.  ”

“  you don’t want me and i need to accept that.  ”

“  stay gentle. everyone is at war.  ”

“  the risk i took was calculated. but clearly i am bad at maths.  ”

“  i wonder which will get you killed faster, your loyalty or your stubbornness ?  ”

“  always be a little kinder than necessary.  ”

“  kind words cost nothing.  ”

“  i am being perfectly fucking civil.  ”

“  we’ll never be those kids again.  ”

“  i’m the original family disappointment.  ”

“  if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will.  ”

“  if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk.  ”

“  you can talk to me, or not talk to me, but i’m here.  ”

“  guess you’ll just have to fight me.  ”

“  i never asked to be like this.  ”