I kinda stopped playing at chapter 2, but has asriel came back in the latest chapter yet
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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shark vs the universe


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noise dept.

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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I kinda stopped playing at chapter 2, but has asriel came back in the latest chapter yet

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please tag your fem!reader fics. it's 2024.
And now it's 2026! You're still not tagging x readers properly! Let's make the fanfic scene an inclusive space for everyone, please and thank you!
please tag your fem!reader fics. it's 2024.
And now it's 2026! You're still not tagging x readers properly! Let's make the fanfic scene an inclusive space for everyone, please and thank you!
Have you ever wondered which pairing from Hashihime of the Old Book Town would be your parents? Well now you can find out! With over eight r
Wanna find out which pairing from hashihime would be your parents if you were transmigrated into the game? Find out now!!
Btw, I put a lot of work into this. I'd be interested in seeing everyone's results if you don't mind sharing it. Also feel free to send the link to anyone.
yandere mobile game concept where you have to check on the game and interact with the character every 1 hour or so, or else it'll spam your phone with notification of the character begging and threatening for you to come back.
Also functions as like an app/website blocker that blocks ur games out of jealousy.
It'll be like a podomoro timer but worse

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I CANT DO THIS THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT IS TOO MUCH
little sloppy guys
i forgot this is my game acc but LOOK AT SHOTA TOWA AAAA
赤いきつね食べたくて描いたやつ
Room For Two
Robert Robertson x Male Reader
Summary: After a near miss on a dispatch, Robert finds you in the locker room before a shower.
A/N: This is specifically dedicated to the people who keep asking why I edged them with the last fic ending. This I also completely unrelated to his other two fics, plus reader is mentioned to have taken over the mantle as Track Star for Chase.
CW: Injury - Blood - Fluff - Childhood friends - Speedster reader - Hero reader - Gay sex - Anal - Top Robert - Bottom reader - Semi-public - Shower sex - FEMALES DNI - MINORS DNI
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my high school english teacher would often critique our literature analysis work by pointing out: "you're treating these characters like they're real people. They're not. They're characters". And it took me a long time to understand what he meant by that. Because I always thought "isn't that the point? That writers want to write characters to be so three dimensional that they act and feel like real people?" but that's not it.
Characters are tools a writer uses in service of a story. Of course characters can be written with depth to the point they feel real to us, but they exist in service of their narrative. Something real people aren't beholden to at all. When discussing characters, I think it's easy to accidentally see these characters as "real people" and not extensions of the author's beliefs. Tools for a narrative. Means of storytelling.
Church of Takumi ( ed 042 timeskip, after canon events)
Pervert
Robert doesn’t remember when things had become so escalated with his best friend, however, now sitting together in the privacy of his room, he can’t help but want more.
Pre-Mecha Man death, super hero!reader, OOC(?), cursing, no beta we die like mecha-man, frottage, no description for reader used other than “boyish grin”, GN!Reader, Friends to more trope, 1.6k words, my grammar is terrible
are we still friends? can we be friends? (yan! toxic ex! dick grayson x gn! reader)
reblogs and interactions are encouraged and appreciated.
— masterlist !
imagining toxic ex! dick with you, who's so tired of his overbearing behavior, his constant coddling, how despite you always telling that it's alright to let go of his obvious picture-perfect front to you, he's still always putting up walls, trying to maintain an image of perfection. how even if the cracks in his facade is so obviously palpable, despite his crooked smile, his tired gaze after every damning patrol, he'd always present himself as no less perfect to you because to him, you wouldn't love him if he wasn't your ideal man, right?
but you don't want to live your life off the basis of a mirage. you want something raw, you want a life where both sides aren't afraid to show the good, the bad, the ugly. but with dick, he'd never show the last two. and you don't know why, even as you try to pry it out of him, he's still always reassuring you that it's none of your worried to worry over him. when it's always him who should spoil you. while you just sit back, relax, embrace the love he oh-so willingly throws your way.
even if you do not want that.
and sometimes, being with dick, feels like pretending. feels like a taut thread of pressure to reciprocate his efforts almost, always, snapping in two.
the longer your relationship goes, the lesser the kisses, the cuddles, even the late night dates where he confesses his genuine affection for you a thousand times— feel genuine. even if it is for dick. it just doesn't with you.
so you took an ultimatum, decided your compatibility with one another was just never existing.
you'd think breaking up with him would induce tears, maybe some screaming, begging, a lot of 'why's?', plenty of 'no's', but there was nothing but an understanding smile, a meek, but agreeable:
"i'll crash by my friend's tonight. don't worry 'bout the apartment, alright? it's yours."
(i'm yours.)
his facade still wouldn't let up, he's still the perfect, understanding, ex-boyfriend— yet he still lets you go so easily.
— except it's under the guise of just being friends with you.
after that, it was silence. peace, the freedom of being an individual once more. and who knows? maybe dick also felt suffocated, maybe that's why he agreed so quickly without any of the rebuttal you'd expected. but he just left, one and done, with a teethy "goodbye!" at the door, leaving you alone, all by yourself to recapitulate whatever just happened—
so maybe he's as free as a bird as you are.
you think he's fine with that arrangement, you think he'll move on just as quickly as your relationship moves too quickly. you return to your job the next day, as usual, living your usual, civilian life. you do so for the next few weeks, not entirely happy, but content.
no more were the feelings of suffocation and overthinking. after all, it was hard to date a hero when that means signing up for the rest of your life worrying if they'll come back home in one piece.
(the only hectic part of your life that felt empty was greeting him goodbye as he exits through your window at midnight for another day of patrol, then waiting for him to jump inside your window afterwards at every morning, watching him expertly navigate past your potted plants in agile movements, but it's still not enough to miss him entirely).
otherwise, life was back to the usual.
you don't block him, nor erase his contacts or any of his past messages; still feeling the semblance of fleeting affection for him despite all the doubts you felt before.
one day, though, you decided to take another route. maybe freshen your mind, go for something new, then you suddenly pass by him on your way to work, in the same park where you first encountered him.
and somehow, it feels like the air clinging on to your body felt heavier when your gazes met. he still smiles at you. like he had never been broken up with. maybe it does pain you, a bit, to see him thriving and pretending like your relationship never took a turn for the end, but it's probably your ego speaking, wanting to still matter for even just the slightest bit— yet you knew that if you were in dick's shoes, you'd probably despise yourself instead.
so you take it in yourself to bury those thoughts in the back of your mind.
as bright as those diamond seas could be, you don't acknowledge the way his eyes don't crinkle, the dimness in his gaze, how his lips felt painfully arched, or how his shaky fingers are aching to clench on the spine of your back; wanting to mould his body with yours forever the moment he heard your proposal to break things off those weeks ago.
you think he's fine, he says it will be fine and he's happy with the arrangement that you two can still be as close as friends. you're unaware of the times he's forced himself to not spam your messages with desperate notions to return back to him, or with thousands of calls just to hear you breath through the phone. or how all he could do nowadays was lay in his bed, tears absentmindedly running down his chattering teeth, as he lays on his side, sniffing your sweaters that he's stolen from your hamper just so he wouldn't forget your scent, just so he could feel your sweat touching his burning skin.
he wants to hear your sweet voice in his vicinity once more. but he doesn't because he doesn't want to distress his sweetheart. he doesn't because that'll just break the already shattered facade of perfect he tried to carefully maintain for you.
— he greets you at the park, as teethy as his pearly whites could get.
"hey, long time no see, (name)!"
"hey."
he hates how you don't look at him with the same adoration your eyes once hold as you greet him. only dismissive, wanting to get on with the conversation as quickly as possible so you could. but he's still grateful, either way.
he misses your voice. he made sure to time the opportunity, the moment he knows you'd take another route today. he's memorized every crevice of your mind. how you think, how you reply. there was barely an element of surprise when it comes to you except for when you've broken up with him.
"so... how are you doing?" he blows raspberries, hoping you don't see how his eyes are latched on your neck, your skin, your body, memorizing every little curve and remembering every little imperfection it had past those clothes.
you're far too busy checking the time to notice, but you reply after a momentary silence.
"i'm doing fine..." he knows you are, it breaks his heart to know you're— "actually better, even," (without him, he notes), "how about you, dick? how are you faring with life, hm?"
"..."
he hopes you don't hear the way his breath hitches when your eyes finally greets his. he hopes you don't see the goosebumps littering his skin, or how it's like everything around him is floating. because your gaze, as neutral as it can be, was still electrifying enough to render him falling in love with you over and over again.
"ah- i-i'm doing fine, too..." he takes a second to reply.
"... uhm, yeah! that's great to hear, dick..." it's awkward. two exes conversing like everything is normal but... it's better than silent treatment, or angry texts in the middle of the night— you also don't want to overthink things through, you still have a shift today, after all. so...
"uhh, sorry to cut things short, dickie," you scratch your head, looking at him with a lopsided smile. you don't notice his eyes diluting at the nickname, nor do you take it as seriously as he does — because have you forgotten how you always called him that name, chirped it so frequently when you were together? — when he blinks off the sudden surprise and returns to his usual posture.
"so... yeah, as much as catching up sounds good, i still kind of... y'know, have things to do right now. so, uh, buh-bye!"
you don't wait for his response, finally cutting off the tension when you jog past him and pat his shoulder for good measure. you don't even look back, focused on what your asshole of a manager would do today, focused on your paycheck, focused on anything but the way your ex's hands just cradle his shoulder like some divine being has touched it.
"mhm... bye-bye." he says all by himself, breath airy. you're already at a distance, so you couldn't possibly hear nor witness him planted in the middle of the park in the early morning. and as much as he wants to savor the moment with you far longer, he couldn't possibly have you bear witness to his revelation.
fine.
that's what he told you.
but his fingers are shivering, aching to grip on the warm skin that greeted his jacket. searing so deep he could feel it melt through the fabric.
he's not fine.
he never was.
because even if he could still see you daily, without you knowing, even if he could still watch you from afar as nightwing, as dick grayson, as your so-called friend—
friends never once fucking woke up next to each other, feeling each others' bare skin, chest to chest, pulse beating in near sync. friends don't push each other's hair to the side just to be able to properly gaze at each other's faces in sheer, unadulterated affection. friends don't softly graze each others' skin in some park's bench. they don't slowly leave trails of kiss pressed deeply on their necks.
friends don't do the shit you two once did together.
friends don't know what their bodies feel like slotted next to each other like a perfect piece.
ever since that day, dick has taken a different method and greets you every morning when you pass by him on your way to your workplace. bright as ever, shining as ever. the usual dick you'd known and once loved.
then after a few days, he eventually became cozy enough to sling an arm over your shoulders as you two walk the same paved paths, he grins at you heartily and disguises his rotten affection for you. you're used to his antics, told yourself you'd just tolerate his affection because even before you two became inseparable halves, he's always been a sucker for physical contact.
he asks you how you're doing like a broken record, like it's routine. he ignores how you push the tightening lock of his arms over your shoulders, he wishes you don't notice the way his head snatches a whiff of your shampoo that he misses so much.
like it's routine, but it's not.
like he's fine with the way you slowly, but surely, try to diverge paths with him, but he's not.
then, after some nagging, like you two never once set boundaries from one another, he's taken an experimental turn, decided to dip in the waters of risk, and asked if he could hang out in your apartment sometime.
"like friends do!"
except, during his self-proclaimed sleepovers, dick would be so overbearingly insistent that yes, friends still do sleep in the same bed. yes, friends still fucking leave kisses on their companion's forehead after dinner, friends still know what the taste of each other's saliva, and sweat, and they know each others' bodily scents even after they've broken up.
after all, you've created a bond far deeper with him than you ever had with any other person. you didn't even choose to sever it, you gave him the choice, the decision that he'd be the one to choose if he still wants to see you (and of course he fucking does, he wants to not only see you everyday, he wants to feel you. your skin, your hair, your lips, your every being).
and being just friends is better than pretending you never were at all.
never were friends, never became lovers.
so, despite the same overbearing affection creeping into your spine once more; you just allow yourself to be consumed by the hunger in his sheer mouth when he suddenly kisses you under the sheets you both once laid in together, closing your eyes, ignoring his desperate moans, the fingers tangled in your hair just so he could press your heads deeper with one another.
eventually, this became routine.
even as you try to force yourself to move on, ignore the countless nights your body slots perfectly in his arms, head pressed against his chest, snoozing peacefully, even more-so than when you were alone— you try dating apps right in front of him, ask him a favor if he could choose your next outfit for a double date. he requests, that as your bestie he should come too.
"'cause strangers are dangerous, babe! don't want my best friend to be hurt by them." as hypocritical as he sounds — because the man in front of you was an even greater danger than any of the men and women you've once had flings with — you still surrender to his requests, because he chirps so sweetly, so convincingly that you don't have a single fight left in your backbone to argue with dick.
except friends do also definitely tell your other dates off once he's alone in the same room as them though, right? dick as your beloved and caring friend definitely doesn't brag about how he's the only guy your family approved of, how he knows all your niche interests, that he's the only person who's capable enough of protecting you because no other partner can amount to the sunshine boy which is dick grayson.
that (his dull, empty eyes and inauthentic smile) is enough to scare any of your dates off. hacking into your phone, secretly deleting your accounts or having it banned is enough to set you off with enough frustration to give up on dating— but hey! why need those useless scum when you have the bestest friend you could ever ask for with you, right?
... you could never ask for any better if it isn't dick.
behind his charming facade, he's the worst ex you could ever have. because he still acts like he's your boyfriend. after some time together, he returns to his daily routine of packing your work lunches and picking you up after your shifts (he chooses his sleekest car, to scare off any potential person interested in you in the office you work at.
and you can't even fight back 'cause it's just him being a good friend. it's just him being capable enough to care for you and he's doing it out of choice as your friend and not out of obligation as your (ex) boyfriend. he does it out of the goodness of his heart.
he does it because he's dick grayson.
and dick grayson is a god-sent. the best around, the idol every person looks up to, the hero every young team aspires to be. dick grayson is the perfect, ideal man. if you don't want him as a boyfriend, then you'll need him as a best friend.
isn't he so good to you? isn't he such a great friend even? your closest one?
(can't you just fucking take him back in your arms? can't you fucking see how much he miss it when you hadn't set up those damn boundaries and when he could freely just, pick you up and pepper kisses all over your face?—)
can't you see just how perfect he is for you?
how everyone else you meet is only a piece of him that never compares.
he's the whole thing, the real deal.
dick is yours.
he promised to be yours the moment he asked you out—
so why won't you take him back?
isn't he the man you're supposed to look at when you have a problem, the only person you need when you had a random thought, a random need only he can satiate? he's dick grayson for fuck's sake!
the moment he feels great about himself, because of you, because of you, because you lift him up, his spirits so high up that he feels tethered to reality being close to you— suddenly your bond becomes looser, suddenly you want to let him go and he doesn't know what to do than find ways to keep you closer still.
but—
but fine.
you still wanted him. you chose to still be friends with him. that was enough for dick at least. labels don't matter if he could, he would still do the same things boyfriends do with their loved ones. even if he's not, even if he's just your friend for now.
that was enough for now, just being your friend.
... enough to keep you close, enough to feel your skin, enough to hold your hand and guide you back to be his.
a/n: for my sweetie-pie: @bloodhungryneera (i love you, thank you for everything <3) and @rockin-robyn; this post was originally meant as one of my bday gifts for her. this was absolutely insane. i told myself i'll just repost this from discord but i decided to refurbish it even further because i can't stand short concepts.
and guys, i miss posting, i miss you all, but times have been rough on me. so please, i encourage comments, interactions, maybe even short messages in my inbox, because all my old anonymous messages have been all hate, hate, hate. and it's discouraged me from posting despite me wanting to. i don't want unwarranted criticism, i just want to have fun and nobody's forcing anyone to read my works. for those who do, and for those who take the time to comment: thank you. you all don't know how much it means for me to reread all the old comments from old posts. interaction means everything to me. more of it = more content <3
Not to dictate how people write, but I need people to know that
YANDERE IS NOT JUST BEING JEALOUS!!!
I've been reading a lot of fanfiction and original works tagged with yandere, but all the character does is feel a little bad or get a little jealous when seeing the one they like with someone else, maybe do a little rough sex as a revenge at the end of the day. But please understand that Yandere is not another more cooler term for normal jealousy.
It does involve jealousy, but it cranks it up all the way to 100000x in a way that is destructive in nature, both to the yandere character and to their loved ones. It made them sick, love sick. It clouds their mind, it made them obsessive, violent, make them do irrational things people normally won't do.
Here are some good definitions i found on the wiki and a dictionary.
Obviously Yandere character manifests their feeling in different ways, some are willing to kill and torture the people around them for their loved ones. Others are more subtle, they manipulate the people around them, so that their loved ones could only depend on them. Making them believe that other people really are untrustworthy. And if their loved ones refuse to believe them, they may be willing to go as far as to hurt or incapacitate their loved ones, telling themself that it is necessary for their safety.
Something along the lines of, "The world is a dangerous place. Theyre all trying to hurt you, please believe that im just trying to protect you. Ive seen the way they look at you, eyes filled with ill intent. All ive done is for your best interest. Dont worry, I'll take care of everything" yadda yadda
Some of you may think that this is a little to extreme and edgy, but listen, Yandere IS supposed to be extreme and somewhat edgy. It always has.
Im not stopping people from writing jealous characters, i love both with all my heart. But please dont tag it as yandere. Just tag it properly as jealous, its two different things. It really helps people trying to find/filter what they want and dont want.

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Catboy! boyfriend who demands you to slap his lower back or he will violently attack you. Yes... Smack that stuff back... Mn...
"Harder."
"Dude I am quite literally slapping as hard as I can-"
"HARDER."
Yeah he gets stiff real easily and only you can relieve him from his ailments. What? He just likes getting hit? Don't be a silly human, he's not that type of cat...
Did I mention that he gets jealous easily? Yeah he gets real fucking jealous man, don't even play with him rn. He WILL actually throw a tantrum if you show affection to anything other than him.
"See? Cutting nails isn't so bad."
Right now you've got a plush kitty in your lap, pretending to clip its nails as your cat boy stares at you. You hum softly, eyes lighting up as your boyfriend seems to be listening...
"Muah."
Until he violently attacks the cat plush that HE wanted. His nails are extended, teeth bared at the soft cotton as he smacks that shit out of your hands.
"Woah woah hey!"
"Why did you kiss it. WHY."
"I was just trying to show you what would happen if you let me cut your nails!"
He immediately pins you to the bed, nuzzling his cheek against the crook of your neck as his tail stands on end. His ears flick at every little movement, nails digging into your skin and leaving indents that will most definitely hurt when you get in the shower later.
"Hey chill! I won't kiss it anymore! Okay? Now just calm down!"
"No."
He lays on top of you, eyes glaring right into your soul before he hisses at your face. Damn boy! What did you even do to him???
"Um, do you want some treats?"
You watch as your boyfriend continues to stare at you, lips turned down in a scowl before he lets out a low growl. Your throat bobs at the sound, sweat beading on your forehead before he looks away, cheeks all puffed out.
"You know you don't have to stay on top of me... Right?"
He shoots you a glare, nails digging into your skin as a sharp hiss leaves your lips. He quickly releases his grip on you, looking anywhere but you before he huffs again.
"You're so weird. Do you hate that you love me?"
A soft chuckle leaves your lips, eyes softening at him before you give into your fate. Well your catboy will do whatever he wants, you guess. If he wants to loaf on you and make your body numb as hell, who are you to stop him?
Anything for your beautiful boy. Anything at all.
no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.