now or never!

Keeping a 4.0 GPA while maintaining a social circle that’s involved in more drama than a soap opera. Also, they might argue with me, but I might one of the least problematic members. 

I think Ned was a fine way to go. Why would I have any regrets about that? 

Molly. Obviously. 

“Like…a blow up doll?” Stella teased a little bit, knowing that couldn’t possibly have been what the drunk girl was implying, but at the same time not exactly knowing what it was she was implying, either.”But yeah! The theme is fun, and look – we’re both Ariana!” She swung her ponytail that poked out of the hole in her baseball cap. “There were so many looks to choose from, but c’mon…It had to be Side to Side,” she chuckled. “You a part of this….GCF club or whatever?”

“No, no, no!” Tally protested, taking another sip of her drink. “One of those things from the car lots that are used to attract customers. Because they’re funny?” She giggled, surprised at herself. Tally was pretty sure she’d never giggled in her entire life. Tally took a better look at her conversation companion, finally noticing that she was talking to Stella. “Oh my God! Yeah! Ariana is the best!” She admired the other girl’s outfit, nodding in confirmation that it was a good choice. “Yeah! Good Clean Fun! We were the Anti @-Pack until we figured it was time to break away from that. We throw better parties anyways, and now everyone knows!” She downed the rest of her drink and threw the cup on the ground, “Suck it, @-Pack! Wait, actually I like Izzie so I take that back, but still!” She scanned the tables around her looking for a drink left unattended and full, picking it up and downing its contents as well. “How do you like Walt? You’re like, new, right?” 

Lucas: Oh shoot! Had I known, I would have totally bailed and hung out with you! 😭😭😭

Lucas: But I signed up for the match maker thing and I don’t want to stand up whoever I get paired with. 😭 Forgive me

Tally: I'm sure you had more fun at the dance anyways. You're like one of the most eligible bachelors in Walt so I'm sure whoever got paired with you was super happy about it.

Remy: I'm not!

Remy: But thanks for making me want to now. I'd rather watch other people try to get it on than be ANYTHING like you. 🤢

Tally: Why aren't you? Isn't Nico going?

Ivy: I’m not! I’m totally down for a girls night in.

Ivy: And homework, schmomework! I’m totally gonna crash your homework party.

Tally: Thank God. I was worried everyone had been kidnapped by cupid.

Flynn: THANKFULLY, I asked Bobbie and she said yes.

Flynn: and I know I shouldn't be surprised by this or anything, but since you opened up about not being a "thirsty motherfucker" I'd like to FINALLY ask like...are you asexual or something? You're the only one of us not actively trying to hump everything in sight.

Tally: Well, there’s no accounting for taste on Bobbie’s part. Aren’t you at all worried she’s gonna go full crazy person now that Iris is back?

Tally: Am I the only one of you thirsty motherfuckers not going to the dance?

Kristina: I mean, if you're dragged into the sauna IN your church clothes slutty's better, it gets warm fast, you don't want to be covered up completely.

Kristina: Okay, you look seriously amazing in the blazers, but where do I find good ones that are still stretchy? I know I like to sit up straight and not move and look like I'm dead anyway but blazers that have no give don't even give me the OPTION to be anything different.

Tally: Trust me, that will happen at some point. My family is WEIRD about that sauna.

Left on Fab’s door with a note:

Happy Holidays from your Secret Santa, Tally Oaken! Enjoy your homemade sauce press and oil infuser!